Haikyuu x Reader Oneshots!

Daichi (You gonna shut up now?)

"Road work ahead, uh yeah, I sure hope it does."

"Y/n"

"Yes?"

"If you could kindly shut the fuck up that would be fantastic," Daichi said, not taking his eyes off the road.

All you had been doing the entire road trip was quote vines. For the first two hours your ability to remember all the iconic memes was quite impressive to Daichi, but it quickly became annoying in the third one. He had tried to ask you to stop very politely at first, but none of the pleas for peace and quiet managed to pierce your thick skull.

While your torment of unfiltered meme sewage made Daichi want to drive the car off a bridge, you were enjoying yourself. Not only were you able to showcase (and flex) your superior knowledge of memes on someone, you were also able to annoy the living hell out of your boyfriend.

"Suck my dick I have a hot pocket."

"You know what. I have a skype call with Suga tonight. Hopefully I can get him to talk some sense into you." There was silence after Daichi's sorrow filled sigh. He enjoyed it at first, but it quickly became unsettling.

He whipped his head to the side to find you smirking while rubbing your chin, "Oh hey, I was just 'bouta go to bed."

His eyes immediately flashed with recognition, "Please y/n please don't."

"I know we couldn't skype tonight but, that's alright. Goodnight girl I'll see you tomorrow."

"Please not now-" you cut him off by throwing your seat back and flailing like a madwoman. Your cackling could be heard throughout the entire four-way stop you were at. Daichi, having had just about enough of it, yanked your seat back up and grabbed both sides of your face.

"What the fuck richar-" You were cut off by Daichi's lips roughly meeting yours. The kiss lasted for a few seconds before he noticed the light had turned green.

"You gonna shut now?" Daichi said with a smirk.

"Y-yeah."  

And the car ride was silent all the way home.