Rosa Diaz fanfic

Halloween

"I hope you're well rested. It's gonna be a busy night." Terry says placing his hands on the podium looking up at the crew sitting in front of him.

"The holding cells are completely full, I keep having to split up Kim Jong Un and Hilary Clinton." Jake says shaking his head.

"Okay, we need three undercovers at the DeKalb street warehouse party. Boyle, you're already in costume as uhhh Joy Behar." Holt says looking at Charles.

"I thought he was the ginger Remy from ratatouille." Dean says analyzing the boy infront of her.

"I'm Mario Batali." Charles groans.

"Uhh Rodriguez and Santiago, you both go with him." Holt adds.

"Alright" Dean says shrugging it off.

"Yes sir...dammit." Amy says with a sigh.

"Look Amy I know you hate halloween but stick with me and I promise you, you will love it. Dean does too!" Charles says nodding over do Dean.

"He's right, I can walk around with my sword and everyone thinks its fake." Dean says smiling.

"That would be the first time I've seen her smile." Jake says.

"Can you make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?" Amy says rolling her eyes.

"Okay kind, sober and fully dressed Good news everyone, we just found the title of Santiago's sex tape!" Jake says.

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Well ring it up, nerds." Jake says walking into the bull pen. "I just arrested my first halloween idiot of the season. He was trying to rob a bank in a banana costume but he had a little trouble with the get away." Jake laughs. "I swear all of these perps are stupid. I could make a better criminal than all of them" Jake says laughing at himself.

"Yeah you would Jakey! You'd be an evil mastermind and everyone would call you the handsome bandit." Charles says grinning.

"Thank you Charles and the best part is none of you could catch me." Jake says as the bull pen erupts with disagreements.

"Oh come on." Terry says.

"I'm fairly certain that you would be caught. No, scratch that i'm 100% sure that you would be caught." Captain adds.

"Ho ho hoooo alright challenge accepted." Jake says as he gets up from his desk.

"But i didn't issue a challenge." Holt corrects Jake.

"Fine then i'll issue it for you...what's the most valuable thing in your office...?" Jake asks.

"My medal of valor." Holt blandly says answering Jake's questioned which earned him a scrunched up face from the detective.

"God you're are such a hero." Jake sighs. "Alright, how about this? I bet that by midnight I can steal the medal of valor from your office." Jake says issuing the challenge.

"Why would i possibly agree to that?" Captain steps forward interested.

"Because if i lose-" Jake starts.

"You will!" Dean shouted in from her desk but not even bothering to look up from her work.

"I will work the next five weekends, no over time and I won't tell anyone here about the time I saw you wearing shorts out side of work. buuut if I win-" Jake continues.

"You won't." Holt corrected Jake.

"Then you will do all of my paperwork tonight, the busiest the spookiest night of the year and you have to publicly state that I am an amazing detective/genius." Jake finishes.