Joke 19: Divergent

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Last Friday Night Parody:

Will: LAST FRIDAY NIGHT

Tris: I jumped off into a net

Four: I threw knives at her head

Edward: I got stabbed in my bed

Will: LAST FRIDAY NIGHT

Al: I smell like sage and lemongrass

Molly: Tris kicked me in the ass

Peter: I'm scared of being last

Will: THIS FRIDAY NIGHT

Will: *Weakly* Do it all...again!

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