Joke 25: Divergent

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Eating Bread In The Different Factions:

Abnegation: *Eats Normally*

Candor: *Eats Normally*

Dauntless: *Wishes It Were Cake But The Cafeteria Ran Out*

Erudite: *Eats Normally While Reading A Book*

Amity: WOOOOHOOOOOOO THIS BREAD IS AMAZINGG!!!!!! LOOK!!!! THESE TABLE FLOWERS SMELL LOVELYYY!!!!! OH MY GODDDDD!!!!!! What did you say? You broke my favorite lamp that I can't ever get back? OH MY GOD ITS OKAYYY!!! AS LONG AS WE ARE TOGEEETTHERRRR!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE A UNICORN DANCING ON RAINBOWWWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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