Factions At The Mall:
Abnegation: $100 for you, $100 for you,$100 for you, $100 for you,$100 for you,
$100 for you...
Amity: OMG OMG OMG THERE'S SO MANY STUFFED ANIMALSS!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS STORE!!!! *comes out with twenty bags full of stuffies*
Candor: To be honest, these prices are way too high.
Erudite: Can somebody come over here? The tax on this in fact is not 4%, it's exactly 7.123092% so this needs to be taken care of!
Dauntless: Hey officer, does this store sell guns?
Officer: No...but we do have cooking knives?
Dauntless: Like butter knives?
Officer: *nods slowly*
Dauntless: Peter, get over here, you might like this..
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A Book Of Book Jokes
HumorThis is a book full of Divergent, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, and Vampire Academy (With a pinch of ANTI-TWILIGHT), jokes! Enjoy!
