The Professionals Series 1

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-Bedroom

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What I said in the previous chapter is a prank! I don't want to die yet! Oh my God! I mean, who would want to die?! Pero mukhang mamamatay na yata ako eh!

"DAMN! HELP ME HERE! HEAR ME PLEASE!" I screamed. I'm scared talaga of what's happening to me!

"OH MY GOD! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE THEM!"  I shouted once again.

Eh panong hindi ka magshout? Eh may katabi lang naman akong freaking snakes! Yes, you read it right! Snakes! I mean ahas! Ahas! And three pa sila! Three! Sa may ulo ko, tummy ko, saka sa left arm ko! Oh my God!

"HELP ME PLEASE! I HATE SNAKES! NO! ACTUALLY?! I LOATHE THEM! OH MY GOD! I DON'T WANT YO DIE YET!"

I'm not moving, I'm just nakahiga here na parang tuod, I can't even move my feet! I'm afraid that they will just kagat me or something!

Kaya di nako nakapagpigil! "HOY MGA GUNGGONG! PWEDE BA NEXT TIME LINISAN NYO YUNG TENGA NYO TAPOS TULUNGAN NYO AKO! PAG AKO NAMATAY! MUMULTUHIN KO KAYO! BWISIT!" I'm still hinihingal pa ng sinabi ko yun! Aba, I am in the verge of dying na, tapos, walang maghehelp sakin?

I was about to shout again when a women, maybe kaedad ko, ay pumasok. Mestisa yung girl, petite sya actually, short hair with curls on the edges and medyo fat sya.

"Anong sinisigaw mo dyan-Holy shit!" pagmumura nya. Of course, who wouldn't cuss in my current position? It's 3 am pa lang and I wake up ng may maramdaman kong madulas na something na lumilingkis sa body ko! Who wouldn't cuss ha?! Tell me!

"Kindly help me na lang, will you?!" I snapped! Eh pano! Nakatunganga lang sya!

"Oh, right." Dahan-dahan syang naglakad patungo sakin. Nang nasa tabi ko ma sya, she gaves me instructions. "Okay girl, relax ka lang, breathe in and out, chill, and relax your body." She even demonstrate it using her hand.

Wala nakong choice so I decided to sunod what she said. I still don't wanna die so I will be a good girl.

Gaile, breathe in, breathe out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in-

The door opens.

"What is happening- Damn!"
Mikko steps in followed by JB. "Is something wrong happening-Shit!"

They hurriedly walk towards me!

Pinandilatan ko naman sila ng mga eyes dahil sa inis!

"Mga bwisit kayo! Kanina pa ako sigaw ng sigaw! Nakakairita na! Hindi nyo man lang ako narinig?! ha?!"  I sigaw deliriously.

"Sorry na, but, holy shit, how...
why...what the heck?" Mikko said, clearly dumbfounded.

Naguguluhan sya? Pwes! Naguguluhan din me!

"Umayos nga kayo! Ikaw," si mestisa girl said, dinuro nya pa ako! "Ulit! Hingang malalim. Relax, inhale exhale ka lang, mag-concentrate ka."

Ginagawa ko naman ang sinabi nya since, I'm really afraid na din.

"Alright." with that, I pikit my eyes and focus on my ginagawa.

"Okay, ikaw, sa may ulo ka nya, tapos ikae naman sa may tiyan habang ako dito na lang sa braso. Sa leeg nyo hawakan saka sa may buntot para di na makawala. Maliwanag?" si mestisa girl.

"Okay." sabay na sabi nila. Naramdaman ko naman na mga yabag nila.

"So, pagbilang kong tatlo, kukunin na natin. Naiintindihan nyo ba?" The woman said.

I mentally rolled my eyes like people?! Sunggaban nyo na kaya!

"Isa, dalawa, tat-" Hindi na natuloy ni girl yung tinatalk nya kasi pinutol lang naman ng isang jerk ang sasabihin nya para mag-ask ng nakaka-stupid na question.

"Is it on three or after thr-" Hindi na nya din natapos ang ka-diot-an nya ng i-open ko ang eyes ko at pinanlisikan sya ng mata.

If looks could kill, pinaglalamayan na sya ngayon!
How can he be so tanga na ha?! Makaalis lang ako dito at masasapak ko sya!

"ON THREE NGA DIBA?! STUPID!" I shouted at JB.

Nabatukan naman sya ng cousin nya sabay bulong. "Tanga mo sa part na yon, insan." Si Mikko.

Napakamot naman siya sa likod ng ears nya and say. "Sorry na, bobo lang."

I calm myself at ipinikit ulit yung mga pretty kong eyes. "Just take these off me. I'm literally tired." I said.

Huminga muna ng malalim si Mestisa girl. "Okay, one, two, three!" In a matter of seconds, nawala na yung mga snakes na nakadikit sakin.

"Yes!"I sat and shouted in glee! I bukas na may mga eyes to see what's happening, hawak-hawak nila yung mga effing snakes.

"So, saan namin ito ilalagay?" Si Mikko, na tuwang-tuwa sa hawak na animal.

"Hmm, ikaw." Si mestisa girl. Tiningna nya ako.

"What?" I said.

"Buksan mo ang bintana." She said. Tumayo naman ako at tumalima agad.

Hmp, if you didn't help me lang, you don't have the right to utos me but since you did, I will sunod na lang. With that thought on my isip, binuksan ko ang window.

Sumalubong sakin ang cold wind. "Hmmmm." I hummed na Lang and step aside.

"Bitawan natin dito." She said.

"Bakit bibitawan? I pity these snakes." angal ni JB

I irap na lang, na-pity sya sa mga snakes? How about me? duh?

"Oo, babalik yan sa lunga nila." Sabi ni Mestisa girl saka binitawan yung snake na hold nya a while ago lang.

Ginaya na rin sya nung magpinsan. "Bye little snakes." JB waves his hand while dramatically looking down.

Naki-look na din ako. And Oh my God! I'm nalula na too.

Medyo high sya but 'God bless the snakes' na lang ang mase-say ko.

"Hay, gusto ko na ulit matulog, bukas na lang tayo mag-usap." pag-break ni girl sa silence. Humikab na din sya at nag-walk papuntang door.

But before she alis na, I shouted at her. "Thank you mestisa girl!" I said, humarap naman sya sakin ang I smiled. She gave me a tango and smile na din.

Nung nag-close na yung door, hinarap ko naman yung mag-cousin na komportableng nakaupo sa bed ko. Nilapitan ko sila at hinila patayo.

"Aray, naman!" reklamo nila.

"Tsk, get out!" I sabi na saka I pointed the pintuan.

"Ehhh, I can't sleep! Your face wash away my sleepiness." Si JB, he kindat at me pa and give me a flying kiss.

Napangiwi na lang me. Inambaan ko sya ng punch.

"Labas na."  I demanded.

"Pero-" hinila na sya ng pinsan nya. "Halika na insan, ang corny mo gago." Sabi nya saka lumabas na sila.

I sigh na lang.

I sat on the edge of the kama. "Hmm, saan kaya galing yung snakes? Impossible naman kasi kapag galing yun sa outside. Hmm, in other circumstance, mase-say kong sinadya ito, but, I'm here eh, unless here din yung enemy ko." I buntong hininga ulit.

Dumapa ako sa bed ko. "Pero, what if nandito nga? Pero who? Hay!" Napa-sit ulit ako at nagkamot ng head. "But how nga? Jusmiyo naman! Pati ba here, I have kalaban ha?" I asked myself.

I'm getting crazy na talaga, for real! I'm talking to myself na! Ihhhhh.

I higa na lang ulit. Hmmm. Maybe I have answers to my questions na tomorrow, this night, I will sleep again.

Oh my God! This is not nangyayari kasi! AAAAAHH!!

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