D&D (I am The GM)

1st session

A small group of adventurers were hired to break into a dungeon which contained a box, Jack was given a key to enter the lower levels. This initial party consisted of Jack Smith, Kevin Boron, John Lime, Gorpo!, Krackle, Bundy, Bartrum, Feraan and Donalbain. Before they traveled Gorpo! pissed off a warlock, called the Unearthly Fog, to then find rat faeces and a note written in blood in his room. The party set of and encountered wolves who were fought off without casualties. They then encountered a tribe of wild people who they tricked with Jack fighting an illusionary dragon summoned by Gorpo!. They were guided by a tribeswoman to the location of the dungeon. They rested up then entered it inside, they found a chest in a room, but were unable to get past the pit trap which resulted in Bartrum falling in. They also found a pantry and Gorpo! took a sack of flour and 3 loaves of bread. They then encountered a battle between orcs and bandits, fearlessly Kevin battled and defeated the orc leader. This convinced the bandits to join them. They then entered the lower level with the key. They pushed the bandits forward, resulting in one falling in a pit trap impaled in the chest. This scared off the other 3. The group used the door as a bridge across the pit. They rested up to then open up a door. Bundy was impaled by an axe by a skeleton, and nearly perished. Jack used his healing hands to stabilise Bundy. They then encountered a vampire crypt. Jack took a stake from Gorpo! and impaled it which turned it to dust. They found a magic dagger and a large gemstone. They then moved on to the main room. They battled Roth the Hateful alongside two stone statues. Gorpo! used ventriloquism to take control of one and fought them against each other. After both were dispatched Gorpo! attempted to create an illusion of his interpretation of god. Roth was unfazed. Kevin then used masterful charisma to convince Roth to give up. He does so and his corpse goes limp. Then insued a chaotic fight against each other due to the crown controlling the wearer. Finally Kevin uses Roth's sword to destroy the crown. They take the sword, armour, ornamental dagger, scroll of reanimation and box. As they leave they find a room below the pit containing Bartrum, asleep. They leave through another stairway and leave behind the hoards of treasure that still lay within. On the journey back, in the woods, they are encountered by The Unearthly Fog. He creates a heavy fog and then flies over the party towards Gorpo!! He casts sleep successfully. When the others wake up Gorpo! is missing. They head back to town.