chap.1 life suck as fuck

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(Felliana's POV btw)

welp, here i am, we've moved to this house last month and my friend Calia's here too. we two families living in one house bc itz big. i opened up my laptop, on de screen: Minecraft, a file for undertale, deltarune and AUs, Autodesk sketchbook, google duh, a file named trashcan for my "artworks", another named games for... well, games. and renamed trashbin named life

 i is mad at the creeper for blowing my pet dog, minecraft doesn't have a save 'n load, shit. Undertale, Sans is still suffering so imma not make it worse,deltarune? nuu i just gonna play it when the rest comes out. batim? no, nopenopenopex∞ also roblox, this shit has made me suffer, me who has never won piggy duh now im shouting random ships in random games i did make friend, she plays minecraft and undertale and knows the aus and ship errorink and has Wattpad account 

riiiiight google? heck yeah *opens wattpad*im writting stories on wattpad, two, a oneshot, the other is the one you are reading right now

Fellia has joined the "game"

Fel:the forth wall, the poor forth wall....

Fel+na:lol i am u and u de author of dis book so why not?

Fel: no you aint me, look at the names.

Fel+na: ...fuck (aren't you already a stone?)

Fel: heh..(no. i. aint)

Fellia has quit th "game"

...*im filled with depression, alright let's just do the migik

(no not yet)

...DIDNT U ALREADY QUIT???

(you gotta search the thing gurl)

alright alright, sooo i searched up some creepy storiess on wattpad, yea ive already read 'em all, now on google?

(i ive told u u aint i, i aint u)

...i clicked the first link and read the thing

(it's called an urban legend guuurrrlll)

...itz a gurl who did magik in her closet and go to a multiverse where everything she believed become real, and de gurl ended up suicide, comments, ppl did magik in their closet and has nightmare 'bout what they watch/played, fandomverse lol.

dis book called house of fandom so lets do magik.. after i finish the vid, just one ep. ppppllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzz?

(ok but hurry up and show 'em how ur life suck)

isn't having my split personality demanding me to finish this chap depressing?

(i aint ur split personality u r)

no u

(NO U)

"Felliana?" (yes bitch?)

"WATT?"(totally not a pun bc itz a typo)

"i'm going out and u take care of your little sisters."

"K!"(*yeet the forth wall out and replace it with another*)

ISNT CALIA'S PARENTS HERE WHY ME???

(they out looking 4 house bc they aint living here 4ever)

but coronavirus...

(but that wut going on real life)

i am depression

word count 427, bloopers in fandom oneshits

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