Arkansas the pretty real one

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I had no idea what to write for him to be honest. ;w; 

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Arkansas's POV:

I woke up to that stupid thing again. I swear I'm gonna throw it out a window someday... Hoping out of bed I throw on a big dark blue sweater and some black tights and head downstairs. "Hey uncle C..." I groan walking over to him in the kitchen. "How's life, Arki?" He asked pacing a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch in front of me. "It's the life I guess." I replied, taking a spoonful and shoving it in my mouth. "I feel ya' anyway what should we do today. I don't feel like sitting around." He said as he started eating his own bowl.

"SKYDIVING!!" Penn. yelled rather loudly.

"There is no way in @#$% I'm skydiving with you Penn," Georgia retorted,

"I have to agree with her on this one dude. You're insane as Florida when it comes to that kinda stuff. Remember when we did it with mom? She came for a visit and we all went and you jumped without a parachute for a more, quote on quote. 'ReAl ExPeRiAnCe!!'." Maryland said.

"That was on-"

"Don't even say that it happened at least 10 times." Montana commented, interrupting him.

"Alright, then Hana-" SMACK!!

"I %^&*ing dare you to finish that sentence... Ya son of a $%^&..."

"KICK HIS @%^MONTANA!!" Louisiana yelled. 

"Well, Penn. If I wanted to die I would have taken you up on that offer but no thank you." I tell him out l. "What-?" Confederate said looking confused. "Please don't ask..."

"Alright...?"

"So, how about we go shopping?" 

"What should we buy?"

"Clothing. It cost 4 Russian Rube to do laundry here." (0.054 in American dollars. Not as much as I thought tbh lol.) 

"Alright, lets head out then." I pulled mom's hair back into a ponytail and put on a winter hat. My brother just put on a jacket. We headed out the door and to the nearest clothing store.

+lil' Time skip~+

Confederate's POV:

We arrived at a clothing store and went in. (I'm too lazy to google any further.) And headed inside looking at some clothes. I picked up a soviet shirt and tied it to the top of my head. "Hey, cOmRaDe!" I said in a terrible attempt at a Russian accent. Arki had turned to look at me and started giggling. "H-Hello, how are you communist states of America?" He said snickering a little more. "I'm DoInG jUsT fInE!!" I replied doing a little stomp over to him. "GoT aNy VoDkA?!?!" I asked and he laughed hard. Then I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned and saw the commie himself. I quickly took the shirt off me and threw it away. Arkansas had stopped laughing and tried to give a stern look. "The blayt was that...?" He asked looking kinda insulted. "'Aight I' ma head out." Arki said and walked into another aisle. I cursed under my breath. "I think you need to understand the meaning of the word 'joke' Sov." I said, then pulled my phone from my pocket. "Ok Google, what is the definition of 'joke'." 

Google said in her normal kinda happy voice, or at least it to me. "a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline." I looked back at Soviet smirking. He facepalmed and just walked away. I walked back to Arki and smacked the back of his head. "And that's for leaving me." I say angrily glaring at him. "$%^&..." 

"Mouth." 

+Time skip again lol+

We had picked out a few clothes and left. I had five shirts and two pairs of pants. Arki chose 4 sweaters, a jacket, and also two pairs of pants. We decided to take a bus because we had walked all the way here since our car was still in America. 

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