A little different everyday (Continued)

California the Im So FaNcY~

C(A/N: YoU aLl ReAdY kNoW~)

Cali's POV: 

Waking up, I then leap out of bed and onto Confederate. Earning a scream in pain. "BREAKFAST $%^&!!!" I yell. "Cali... If you don't get off me I'm gonna drop kick your #$% out that $%^&ing window...." He growls, I quickly get off him kinda scared. "Breakfast." He groans again and gets up. I go into the restroom with a grey crop top hoodie. It had a sad potato on it so, of course. Then slipped on some sweats and walked out the door. "The #$%^ are you wearing?" Confederate said buttoning his shirt. "A fAnCy HoOd~," I say placing my hands on my hips. "AnD a PaIr oF fAnCy sWeAtS~" 

He sighed and took my hand. "Where did your mother go wrong...." I stopped and thought for a second. "When Florida became a state." He started laughing. 

"Rude..." Florida groaned.

"Most likely true tho," Ari said.

"Not most likely, more like very true," Ohio says, sounds like he was drinking again tho-

"But I'm Hungary!" I groan. "Ok let me Czech what they put out downstairs." Confederate replies. "I need to write these down hold up-" Wisconsin stated, as states started to complain I knew we need to continue. "Well we should start Russian, or we'll never get the good stuff," I said throwing some shoes on. "Sorry! I'm China focus here!" He says fixing up the beds. 

"Alright that's enough, one more pun and Cali I'm gonna curve stomp you." North Carolina threatened.

 "I'll hold him down." South Carolina says in a dark tone.

"Alright, let's go..." I stated already leaving.

+Time skip brought to you by Texas who is recording Cali getting curve stomped+

 Third person POV:

The American twins were walking around a mall looking at clothes and a bunch of random stuff. "Ame! I got a body pillow!!" Confederate said leaving a store. "What why?" Cali asked looking at a shirt. "To emulate the feeling of a woman's touch." He replies. 

"I can relate to that on a personal level," Idaho stated.

"Shut it potato-boy." Ohio snarled.  

"LOOK AT THIS!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!" California exclaims. 

(This is really bad I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have drawn this-)

"Well, It's amazing!" California said in amazement. Confederate nodded in agreement. "Welp. I'm bu-" 

"You're not buying it, Ame. We need to save money." California gave confederate some baby-dog eyes. "It's not working." He began fluttering those Lil' eyes. "It's still not- It won't...... Why is it $%^* working..." After a few more minutes of consistent begging and puppy eyes he gave in and they left with the dress, it was surprisingly cheap. Only 51 Russian Rubles. (Like 69 cents in U.S dollars but google could be lying- also- I don't have enough money for chicken nugget...:C)