lol w t f [5 seconds of summer]

prologue

•andy•

//group message//

me: guys

me: GUYS

me: THIS IS IMPORTANT

mc dawg: what is iT

me: GUESS WHO JUST FOLLOWED ME ON INSTAGRAM

dr fluke: oprah?

the asian one: obama?

me: NO... ashTON IRWIN

me: JFIFKELCOSLKD

me: KVIEOOEKEKF

me: THIS IS IMPORTANT

me: NEXT UP IS MARRIAGE

mc dawg: andy omg its just instagram yoURE NOT GONNA GET MARRIED

me: lukey, he's being mean beat him up

dr fluke: pfft

dr fluke: like i can beat up michael

me: fine, calum beat him up

mc dawg: calum cant beat me up either, im soooo strong *flexes muscles and the girls all swoon*

the asian one: ...

dr fluke: ...

me: ...

me: im not swooning

mc dawg: maybe youre not a girl??

me: right, you guys caught me! i have a dick.. lets all talk about how cool dicks are.

the asian one: yeah lets not

dr fluke: andy.. ive seen you before. you are deff NOT a boy

mc dawg: WHAT

//luke//

me: wot

dr fluke: play along

//group chat//

me: oh yeah :// damn i forgot about that

the asian one: ABOUT WHAT

dr fluke: i dunno

mc dawg: I KNEW IT. CALUM YOU OWE ME MONEY

me: you bet on us????

mc dawg: duh. we knew you guys would do it someday or another

the asian one: omg. i didnt think you guys would

me: ...

dr fluke: calum won

mc dawg: WHAT

the asian one: HA MICHAEL HA IN YOUR FACE

mc dawg: but i thought you guys would have fucked :(

me: thought wrong

dr fluke: yeah but shes still not a boy. have you seen her boobs? sorry andy but wowza

me: WOWZA?? who says woWZA ANYMORE YOU LOSER

dr fluke: dont bully me you asshole

me: ;)))

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okay hey its been a while since i posted on here or updated anything but hey! heres a new fanfic and yeah idk i hope you like it!

its inspired by izzy aka troubledstyles and her ff called 'group chat' so go read it! its amazing :-)

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~ally