Mr. fuckboy

Room

I woke up at 4:00 and nobody was up so i got up and got my clothes and bathing suits ( you'll find out why she got bathing suits later ) from my room and my phone and charger then i went to the guest room and it also had a pocorn machine and it was fully stocked with popcorn it a little cabinet and it also had a bathroom and i could postmates food if i wanted anyways i locked the door and put a lock on it and went back to sleep 

~ 9:00 am ~

i woke up to somone knocking on the door 

you: WHAT 

K: are you still mad about last night 

you: IM NOT MAD AT YOU IM JUST MAD AT 2 SPECIFIC PEOPLE 

K: can i come in 

you: WHY 

K: i have news 

you: JUST TELL ME THROUGH THE DOOR

K: im pregnant

i jumped up and took the lock off the door unlocked the door and pulled kouvr in the room and put the lock back on the door and locked the door and everything

K: how are you supposed to eat in here 

you: well i can postmates food and also this

i unlocked all of the 25 drawers filled with snacks and kouvr's jaw literally dropped 

K: WOAH

you: im planning on staying in here for a while it has a bathroom a pocorn maker and let me show you this

i opened a room door and it was a trmapoline room and on one of the sides you can go on the trampoline and jump in the pool

K: WOAH IM STAYING IN HERE TO THEN

you: what about alex 

K: oh right well we can both stay in here

you: ok i have another room over here and it has sound proof walls 

K: can i test them out 

you: yeah i'll record on my phone in here and you can record in there of you screaming and we can play them back then you will know they are sound proof walls 

we recorded and sure enough they were sound proof walls

you: well get alex and get your clothes phone your charger computer desk laptop everything you need

K: ok

~ AFTER 3 HOURS OF PUTTING SHIT AWAY ~

K: done 

Al: this shit is so fucking cool 

you: i know right

K: lets go jump

you: put your swimsuits on because i cant promise that you guys wont be pushed in

K: ok ok

Kouvr's swimsuit