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Soon after their marriage, Kim and Trump went on a honeymoon in Hawaii. They were having a nice picnic on the beach. Trump opened the cooler and grabbed two Cola's handing one to Kim. He opened the Cola and began drinking but noticed something was wrong. The Cola was hot!

"Oh my god!" Trump screamed in disgust.

Then the cooler transformed. It was a stand!

"Oh no," said Kim.

Trump activated his stand, "ザ・ワール". It had extreme speed, strength and precision. It was one of the best stands in ザ・ワールド.

 The cooler transformed into a dog, it jumped at Trump, latching itself to his face and letting out deadly farts

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The cooler transformed into a dog, it jumped at Trump, latching itself to his face and letting out deadly farts. "Ahhhh! Get off of me, you stupid dog!" Said Trump, trying to pry the cooler of off his face. His stand was not efficient in this situation.

"ザ・ヌーク," Kim said, activating his stand, also one of the best."No, Kim! We are in the city!" Trump screamed, "It's too dangerous. There are people around!"

 "That's right," said the stand

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"That's right," said the stand. "It's your MUDA stands against my フェスト・レーヂ, the best in the world!" The stand then turned into an elephant, a sizeable creature, meant the stand user was nearby.

"ころせよ!" said the enemy stand.

"Trump, あぶない!" Kim called out.

The stand lunged at Trump, but he built a wall in front of it. The wall, though, failed to contain the elephant. It latched onto Trump's body with its trunk and started crushing him.Kim was confident in Trump's stand, but he could not doubt the enemy's power by just standing there! He threw back his fist and launched it right at the elephant's head, but it dodged, charging at him instead. Now that the elephant was distracted, Trump built a wall on top of its trunk, stopping it from reaching Kim.

"Hahaha! You think this wall will stop me?" the stand laughed, and Trump and Kim sweatdropped, "I can easily break through it, ばかやろう!"

The stand busted through the wall, but then it felt its body start to burn and explode into pieces.

"Next, you'll say NANI?!" Kim announced.

"NANI?!" the stand said, as it exploded into pieces. It gasped, and its eyes widened, realising that Kim's prediction had come true.

"I put mini-nukes in the wall when you weren't looking, small enough to cause no damage to the city," Kim explained.

Then Trump and Kim heard a loud crash nearby behind a pile of rocks. "That must be where the stand user is!" said Kim. They ran over to the rocks and saw a woman who had chunks of flesh missing.

"まさか, Melania?! You're supposed to be dead!" they said in unison.

"きさま, before the waves of your love, could get me, I hid underground," said Melania with an angry expression. "I'm not the only one. Nine others are serving PUTIN sama!" was the last thing she uttered before her eyes closed.

 "Wait, tell us more!" said Trump, shaking Melania's body, though her energy was draining quickly

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"Wait, tell us more!" said Trump, shaking Melania's body, though her energy was draining quickly. Melania was unable to recover.

She was リタイア!!

 She was リタイア!!

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