Lyrics from Funkytown! You wanna know why I wanna be high on cocaine? To give people a reason for being so dumb. Also, I wanna know what it feels like. I never edit my work because I'm lazy as fuck. By the way, the thick writing is Iwaizumi and the slanted is Oikawa. I'm laughing my ass off at the photo.
Being the dumbass he is, Oikawa decided to call over a few of his friends to his place; Matsuwaka, Hanamaki, Kenma and Akaashi, to talk about how they're feeling. To explain, the 5 of them have this kind of 4 hours or longer session where they will just spill out everything they've been feeling. Sadness, happiness, fear, anger, excitement. Everything.
Oikawa decided to have one today. Y'know, 'cause a lot of things have happened regarding... *WiGgLeS eYeBrOwS*... Their soulmates. It was also a perfect time time to ask Mattsun and Makki if they'd had sex with each other yet. They probably have. They could be beasts when they were horny. And their horniness was contagious. Like 2 diseases at the same time, crashing right into each other. Yeah.
Hey Iwa~Chan!
What do you want?
Your love!♡
No
Why?
You made me care about you for no reason
What d'you mean?
I mean, I thought you would go on crying forever or something! But it turns out that it was for, like, 3 days!
Not my fault! You're pretty! You cared about me?
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
But you know you love me!
No.
Yes
No
Yes. It's all your fault.
No it isn't! Now stop talking and use your phone or something! This tickles!
Oikawa had a brilliant idea. It just involved a bit of lying.
My phone is out of battery
It wasn't.
Then charge it!
Lost my charger
No you didn't.
I did.
Then, the second phase of the plan was put into action. Oikawa slowly drew very soft lines on his skin, making a patch which slowly grew larger.
It t t ic le s ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: We'll just say those were scribbles. He said 'It tickles' in case you couldn't read it.
Tee hee. I love you honey
Yeah. Totally.
But I do! Who said I can't have a little fun once in while?
It's mean, shittykawa!
Shittykawa? Talk about mean!
Crappykawa!
Trashykawa!
Iwa~chan...
Iwa~chan anddddddddd
Iwa~chan! I love you!
No you don't, you're probably just horny or something
No, I love you
No you don't, attention seeker
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A Faint Inkling | Haikyuu Soulmate AU
Fanfiction!DISCONTINUED! In a world where whatever appears on your soulmate's skin appears in the exact same place on your body, including water, ink and blood, 6 boys try to go on with their lives while finding their own significant others. I don't know how...
