"Yo, what's going on guys?! I'm here with another livestream QnA with Omi-Omi! You guys enjoyed the first one we did seven months ago, and have been literally begging us since to do it again! Except haters... but screw them because they can't get in the way of us!" Atsumu Miya grinned sheepishly at the live chat, seeing a particular comment that made him blush furiously.
FujoPuriPuri!!: yeah hopefully we get to see them kiss again!!!!! It was so cute aaaaaa!¡!!!
Diverting his eyes after staring a bit too long, Sakusa sighed at his fiancé. Even if he had been doing YouTube for years now, the slightest things still tilted his mental state. Oh well, he loved him anyway.
"Since this idiot has become obsolete, I'll start from the chat. HarukaIsABoysName asked, 'Do you guys ever go to the beach? I think I saw you there with my friends once!!' Hmm, well we went a few times in the past year. It's difficult to get days off though, so maybe if this dumb rat stopped overworking himself we'd get more free time to go there."
Finally recovering from his stupor, Atsumu yelled back, "I'm not a rat!! Plus, you like it when I work hard!"
"Stop."
"No... you like seeing all that sweat on me."
"I like you washing it off, yes," Sakusa said, venom dripping in his words.
"Yeah only because you join me in the shower~"
"Shut up, we are not talking about this on a stream."
"Whatever. Next question... let's see... BaraArmsSimp said, 'you guys act like a bickering comedy married couple. Any thoughts on the wedding?' ...
..It's going to be December 4th. If you look closely, you'll see our rings..."
Many people from around the country inched closer to their screens, some screaming in delight. Others were grossed out, but it's okay because homophobia is a thing and it exists. The rest could probably care less. They're just here for content.
Sakusa uncharacteristically flaunted his diamond embedded ring. He loved it, and loved Atsumu more. "Yup, I'm starting to think Omi-Omi likes the ring more than me!"
"I do not you dummy... Akitsuki just asked, 'How did you two start dating, anyway?' Well, it's a really long story... but we've got time." Black eyes met brown, "Do we?"
The bleach blonde laughed heartily, "Yep~"
"Ok then. So.. it all began when Bokuto got the idea in his head that he wanted to be Cupid instead of a wing spiker for a day. Why, you ask? Because his boyfriend is a fucking telepathic psycho with even worse telepathy and mood readings than 'Tsumu and his twin."
Atsumu interjects you explain with a fond grin exploring his cheeks, "He means that Akaashi-chan is so good at reading Bokkun's thoughts and feelings, Bokkun got all dejected and thought he was really predictable- when it's really Akaashi-chan that tends to him every single minute of the day- so of course he would know him inside out by now. How does this all connect? Well, Bokkun wanted to surprise Akaashi-chan by playing Cupid with us two. At least he succeeded in it?"
Sakusa sighed, "Yeah, that's basically what I said. Anyway, after that, he gauged the worst plan ever, and I mean in the entire history of Japan."
Snickering at the offhanded comment, Atsumu continues for him, "Since we're telling the story, we may as well admit that we were both very... hesitant about our feelings towards each other! One... more than the other," he side glances to his fiancé, looking unimpressed.
Continuing on, Atsumu spoke, "To put an incredibly long story short, I died that day."
Screams of confusion was heard in many 13-year-old girls' rooms, and they hugged their electronic devices dearly. Parents and guardians alike praying for help with their unstable children.
Pausing for what he knows is dramatic effect, the blonde hums slightly before going on, "See, Bokkun knew that I was pining- I mean- crushing on Omi-Omi. Therefore he told his plan, and I went along with it."
"It was impulsive and stupid."
He whined, whacking Sakusa lightly, to which the germaphobe cringed at his hand. "It got you to confess, didn't it?"
"Oh shut up and continue."
"Ahem! Yeah, anyway, Bokkun convinced me to fake die, and so I got to meet up with an old friend of mine who does great with cosmetics!" A Japanese brown-haired man was laughing in the Argentinean Volleyball League's temporary, luxury hotel. His teammates looked at him as if he had two-heads, and he might as well with that ego of his. "My skin looked like I was dead, there was great fake blood all over me, it looked really real! Now, the last part was the 'car crash.'" Atsumu air-quoted.
"So there I was, in the pavement of the parking lot, splattered in what I hoped was fake blood. Bokkun pretended to be alarmed, and quickly called Omi-Omi. Everyone else was in on the plan for some reason I still don't know, so it didn't look suspicious to Omi-Omi if nobody else was there. Honestly, I had to practice techniques to slow my heart before this, because I knew it would be out of control if Omi-Omi got close- which he did." Bright red tickled Sakusa's face, running a hand through his curly locks.
"Omi-Omi saw me, and immediately rushed over. He knelt down to me, getting absolutely painted with the fake blood. There were tears coming down his face, and he held me. He checked my pulse, and apparently it was slow as fuck. He asked if anyone called an ambulance, to which Oliver said he did, so Omi-Omi continued to lie there with me, sobbing. Finally after a few minutes, Bokkun asked why Omi-Omi was so shaken up, that he hated me so why would he care? Omi-Omi then tragically confessed his absolute love with me, and I'll spare you the details because I think he might kill me," Atsumu trailed off and gulped, looking at the deathly stare Sakusa was giving him.
Clapping his hands together, Sakusa concluded, "Yes, and that was that. Now we're together and.. kind of happy."
"What do you mean, "kind of"?!"
"I literally just said we're kind of happy, get your ears fixed."
"Hmph!" He turns away from his lover, to which the raven-haired male responds with wrapping his arms around the other's waist, whispering in his ear, "You aren't that mad, are you?"
Freezing, goosebumps went up and down Atsumu as he tensed and replied with a small no, then remembered that he was still streaming.
"Uh, right, I think we'll answer one more question. Uh..." Chat whizzing by, Atsumu decided to generate a random chat, and it was an English question. Blinking in confusion, he showed it to his fiancé, who rolled his eyes at his lover's lack of English grammar. While they could both speak the language just fine, the blonde had a bit of trouble with writing and reading the language.
"It says, from MiaNotFound, have you ever played the game 'Minecraft?' If so, would you play on the Dream SMP?" Atsumu hums, thinking. Then he piped, "Wait, that popular American YouTuber with 12 Mil? Maybe we could play some Minecraft," he grins, responding in English, to which Sakusa translated into Japanese for their main viewers. Fans of all ages and nationalities were basically screeching at the possibility of a collaboration.
Then, a 20,000 yen donation showed on screen, and Atsumu thanked the donator profusely, then read out their message, "DreamWasTaken says, 'Just checked my twitter, notifs were blowing up with a star VB player. You have 5 mil subs? Nice, maybe we can speedrun sometime:)'"
Sakusa skeptically looked at the screen, as if he could stare into Dream's soul, but then rolled his eyes playfully.
"We'll see," Atsumu announced, then ended the stream.
Only seconds after, Hinata burst into the room. "Hey, hey! I saw the livestream, and I remember that day! It was so cute and cool, like bwah!!~"
The three chuckled, then went on to eat some mochi.
(A/N: and that's a wrap. the beginning part is a reference to people asking for a part 2 but oh no I joined the MCYT fandom ooops? if you cant tell by the last part lol
and ive realized that alot of MCYT fans also like haikyuu
so if you're a fan of MCYT too and are reading this by chance,,, maybe check out my Technoblade fanfic, it's- it's pretty good o,O (no shipping heh)
but yeah that's why I haven't updated so blame the orphans :)
bye my lovelies!)
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