"Duff, I'm home!" You shout as you enter your house. No answer. "Duff?" You call again, kicking off your shoes this time, but still no answer. "Strange," you mumble, heading towards your living room.
You walk into the living room and still see no sign of Duff. 'Must be out with Slash or something,' you think to yourself.
You turn the TV on hoping there is something good on, but because you're the luckiest person ever, there isn't. Instead of sitting around in silence, though, you continue to flip through the boring channels. That is until you flip onto a channel playing a movie you haven't seen since childhood, "Charlotte's Web." You leave it on for background noise as you head towards your kitchen. You put on a bag of popcorn, grab a water bottle, and drink it while you wait for the popcorn to pop. Once the bag is done, you carefully take it out and head back into the living room.
On your short journey to the living area you walk past a curly headed guitarist. He waves at you and continues to walk into the kitchen, but then stops. He does and double take, and walks in your direction.
"(Y/N)! What are you doing here!?" "I live here?" Confusion evident on your face. "Yeah, haha, I knew that." Slash looks towards the hallway, a look of worry and fear in his eyes. "Slash, where's Duff?" "Duff?" He asks, acting like he's never heard that name in his life. "Yes Duff. You know my boyfriend, your best friend, your bandmate?" "Oh that Duff?" "Mhm." "He's uh, hm. He's making pigs in a blanket." "Really?" "Yes." "That's funny because I just left the kitchen and he wasn't in there." "Oh, he's uh, making them in the bathroom." "Why would he be making pigs in a blanket in the bathroom." "Uh-"
Slash is cutoff by a Duff with pure happiness smothered all over his face. "Slash, come here! Oh hi honey!"
Duff pulls you into a hug and picks you up in the middle of it. "Happy to see me?" You ask as Duff puts you down. "Very," Duff responds with a huge smile on his face.
Slash nudges Duff's arm and gives him a look you don't quite understand. Duff then gives him a look back as if the two were mentally communicating. In the middle of this, arrangement, you hear an oink, assuming it's from the movie, you interrupt the two of them. "As much as I'd love to watch you too mentally debate or whatever, I was going to watch a movie. You guys are welcome to join me if you'd like."
"What movie?" Duff asks earning a light slap from Slash. "Charlotte's Web." "What are the fucking odds." "What was that Slash?" "Nothing."
The two men look at each other, back at you, then back to one another.
"That's it!" Duff lets out. "What's it?" "Wilbur!" "Wilbur?" "That's the pigs name in Charlotte's Web, isn't it?" "Yes, but I don't-"
Before you have a chance to even finish your sentence, Duff is running down the hallway into your bathroom, dragging Slash along behind him. Tired of their antics, you follow behind them with your popcorn in hand.
"Okay do either of you want to explain what the hell is going on here?"
That's when you're greeted by something. An animal. A pet. Not a normal house pet, oh no. Not a dog, cat, bird, hell or even a fish. A pig. A farm animal, not a house animal.
"What's this?" "Wilbur silly." Duff answers as if it is the most obvious thing in the world. "And why is he in our house?" "Because he's our new pet?!" "Pet? Duff when you said you were getting a pet I thought you meant, you know, a dog or cat." "I was, but then I realized that a pig is so much better than a dog or a cat!" "But they're smelly and messy." "Dude I told told you she wasn't gonna like him." Slash cuts in. "She's going to love him. You haven't even seen him up close come on."
Duff takes your hand and, gently, yanks you down towards the pig. He then comes over to your side and wraps his arms around you. "Come one (y/n), admit it. He's adorable."
He really was adorable.
Slash then joins the two of you and admires the pig. "You know you want to admit it. He's adorable." "Yeah, he is adorable." "Does that mean we can keep him then?" Duff asks, a smile ten miles wide painted onto his face.
You look him in the eye and don't answer immediately. Eventually you let out a sigh and give the answer your boyfriend has been waiting to hear since he bought the pig.
"Yeah I guess we can, but you have to clean up after him and whatnot."
Duff reaches up and gives Slash a high five. He then leans down to you and gives you a peck on the lips. "thank you so much, you are not going to regret keeping Wilbur Mckagan!" "I sure hope not."
The rest of the evening is spent in the living room watching Charlotte's Web. Slash on the recliner, watching the movie like a small child. Literally glued to the screen. You and Duff sit on the couch snuggled up, Wilbur wrapped up in a blanket snuggling the two of you as well.
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here's a baby pig because they're adorable
♪ There it is:) expect more but idk how soon haha so yeah dude I literally would kill to adopt a pig with duff deadass
