This is the conversation in the group chat that ended with
'And that's why I mathematically think that Ennoshita has the biggest dick'
Baldyboi69- Yo is anyone on
NoYaMomGay- me
BaldyBoi69- Here me out here
BaldyBoi69- Which team member has the biggest dick
NoYaMomGay- me obvs
KinoTheSinner- what about... which team member has the biggest member????
BaldyBoi69- No as if like mathematically
BaldyBoi69- It's not you Noya because you always 'brag' about it, which is small dick energy
NoYaMomGay- :(
BaldyBoi69- Noya whats Asahi like? Is he packin or lackin
NoYaMomGay- I haven't measured it but I think he's about 6 ish inches
BaldyBoi69- Imma be real and say that I'm like a 5
BaldyBoi69- So it ain't me
KinoTheSinner- Ngl I think Yamaguchi might be decent
KinoTheSinner- He doesn't brag about it at all
BaldyBoi69- hes a bottom tho
NoYaMomGay- and????
BaldyBoi69- He would be a tøp surely
NoYaMomGay- not necessarily
NoYaMomGay- I heard through some outer sources that Suga is like a 6.5 while Daichi is the top
NoYaMomGay- maybe he just likes it up the ass like I do
BaldyBoi69- true dat
BaldyBoi69- Hinata got pantsed in the locker room once, he isn't exactly huge, maybe a 4.5 at best
KinoTheSinner- what about Tsukishima? He could be
BaldyBoi69- he's like TOO quiet y'know, Yamaguchi would be limping a bit more.
NoYaMomGay- Yeah, judging by how much Yamaguchi was limping when I saw him limp for the first time, I estimate that Tsukki is maybe around a 5.5??
NoYaMomGay- I was limping more on my first time with Asahi and he's a 6 so it can't be that big.
BaldyBoi69- What about Kino and Nari?
KinoTheSinner- Not giving exact size, but I'm smaller than Asahi
KinoTheSinner- I'm pretty sure he's about the same, when we got changed once, his boxers kinda revealed his bulge, it seemed of similar size to mine
BaldyBoi69- So that leaves us with Kageyama, Hinata and Ennoshita
NoYaMomGay- I was at a pool party once, Kageyamas swimming shorts slipped and I saw the top bit, it's quite skinny so unless it's like a long test tube it ain't him.
KinoTheSinner- I was there once, let's just say that his boxers he bought to change into were a little tight....
BaldyBoi69- Jesus Christ
BaldyBoi69- so what about Enno? He's a complete mystery.
NoYaMomGay- YO WAIT KINO REMEMBER THE CAMPING TRIP FORST YEAR
KinoTheSinner- yes?????
NoYaMomGay- I SWEAR NARI PANTSED HIM
KinoTheSinner- OH SHIT YEAH
KinoTheSinner- you could see some of it through his legs, like halfway down his thigh
BaldyBoi69- And he is quite tall
BaldyBoi69- So if it was down to his thigh-
NoYaMomGay- so he must be packing
BaldyBoi69- And that's why I Mathematically think Ennoshita has the biggest dick
Yo sorry about only doing 1 update in the whole of July..... I apologise. While I brainstorm ideas for the next chapter, heres the prelude to the infamous line in Chapter 4, since a few people were curious about the preceding conversatio. Peace- Bomber
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