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ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ʜᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ɴᴀᴍᴇ! 
ᴋᴀʀᴀꜱᴜɴᴏ ᴋʀᴀᴄᴋ ---> ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛꜱ

ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱ!
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴀᴛ
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ꜰᴀʀᴍᴇʀ
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴏᴡʟ
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ

[Great Virgin]
I-

[Great King]
What in the hell

[Dadchi RIP]
IS THAT ALL THE CAPTAINS LKDHKGJH

ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ʜᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴜꜱᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ!
ᴅᴀᴅᴄʜɪ ʀɪᴘ ---> ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴀᴅ

all the captains have great in their name
can you guess who's who?

[Great Virgin]
this is VERY misleading

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Great Virgin]
am i WRONG?!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Terushima

[Great King]
I'm sure you all know that I'm Oikawa

[Great Cat]
KALJSHFKGJAHFSDK
TERUSHIMA'S NAME IS VIRGINNNN

[Great Owl]
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Great Dad]
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you both virgins too?

[Great Virgin]
ironically, i think i'm the only not virgin here

[Dinoshima]
Absolutely not true

[Great King]
Who tf-
How?

NONONONONONONONONONO
I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT TSUKKI'S SEX LIFEEEEEEEE
LALALALALALALALALALA

[Great King]
omg
wait-

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL

[Great Virgin]
ah yes
let's talk about (Y/n)'s sex life
i'd LOVE to

sh Mr. Acts-Stupid-But-Is-In-Class-7

[Great Virgin]
okay but let's talk
cuz this is the first time you've spoken to me 
in FOREVERRRRR

lmFao
sorry bout that 

[Great Virgin]
soooo
let's EXPOSE

LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
SUGAAAA!!! TERUSHIMA IS BEING MEANNNNNN

[Sugamama]
Bitch-
I will kick you out of the group

[Great King]
Aw no!
I wanna hear this!!

[Sugamama]
Anyone who comes at my children WILL get temp banned

[Great Dad]
I second that statement

[Dinoshima]
I don't care.
I'd love to get banned.
(Y/n) isn't a virgin.

[RollingThunder]
bish we been knew

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
nice try buddy

[Great Virgin]
(Y/n) and me have hooked up before
and then she ghosted me