"99+ new messages" Haikyuu X Reader Textfic

9/20/20: TikTok Ban

Kinda forgot this book existed cuz I've been so immersed in my BTS books... Check those out btw. But here's another chapter for the masses.

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TikTok Ban is trending on Tweeter

[RollingThunder]
I K K K K K K K K

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
i like shitposting on TikTok tho
AND MAKING FUN OF ALL THE CITY BOYS FLIRTING WITH KIYOKO!!

[Great King]
AW I'M ALMOST AT 1 MIL!!!

[Great Cat]
I have tons of followers too but it's only bcuz they think I'm attractive...
When nobody at school thinks I am...

[Great Owl]
HEY HEY HEY BRO!!
I THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE!!

[RolingThunder]
thats sus

[Great Virgin]
You're sus.

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
tough talk for a fellow with a small cock

[Great Virgin]
Imagine quoting a TikTok audio to "insult" someone.

imagine being a creep to Kiyoko

[Goddess]
He was quite creepy...

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
anyway!!
i don't think it'll be banned

[Dinoshima]
That trash app needs to be banned.
It's just a bunch of "hot" teenagers dancing and shit.

U H M -
UNCULTURED ALERT!!

[RollingThunder]
CALL THE CULTURED SQUAD!!
CALL IT OFF!!
DEEP TIKTOK HERE!

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
STRAIGHT, POV, AND MUSIC TIKTOK!!

[Orange Child]
FROG TIKTOK!!!!!

LITERALLY EVERYTHING EXCEPT STRAIGHT TIKTOK AND TRUMPTOK
ESPECIALLY COSPLAY, GAY, WEEB, WITCH, KPOP, AND ARTISTIC TIKTOK!!

[Y-Y-Yachi]
Art, witches, and frogs!!

[Great King]
Dance, sports, kpop, kinda straight, and kink tiktok

[Great Dad]
I'm on parent tiktok... like all the kids adopting their followers
actual parents
and revolution tiktok.

[Dinoshima]
What was the purpose of this?

To show you that it's not just dancing on there
and that for some people, it's actually a safe space
like I'm also one self-help tiktok and it's really helped some people!

[Dinoshima]
Fine whatever, stop bothering me.

[Rolling Thunder]
n e wayz
TikTok released a statement and they're here to stay bbieeee

[Author]
Yo, stop talking so I can write an actual story
I have other books to update.

[Found Gold]
Yeah and I'm writing too.

[Great King]
OH SO NOW YOU CAN WRITE?!
WE HAVE 5K AND YOU'RE NEVER WRITING HERE!!

[Author]
IM SORRY OIKAWA, I STILL LOVE YOU
I just love Suga and Hobi more.

[Great King]
HOW *DARE* YOU

[Author]
SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY LOVE INTEREST THIS TIME!!
STOP BEING SO SELF-AWARE!!

[Great King]
Love interest?
Whose love interest am I!?

[Author]
Aw shit
I'm committing end chapter
This is too meta for me

[RollingThunder]
DON'T COMMIT END CHAPTER!!
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE US FOR LIKE 3 MORE MONTHS

[Author]
NUH UH
WE'RE ENDING THIS SHIT
TOO META!!

[Found Gold]
Bye, Readers
and somehow self aware Haikyuu characters!!

BTW!!! Thank you all for 5k! I dunno how this book is getting so popular but I'm glad you all enjoy it. And I really do enjoy waking up to like 20+ notifs from people spamming me lmao :)

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Yee Yee I'm Outtie, Folks ♥