"99+ new messages" Haikyuu X Reader Textfic

8/21/20: LIGHT IT UP LIKE DYNAMITE (A/n @ End)!!

Still sick and my voice took a vacation (my voice was like Ging and sis is GON) but at least I was a part of history!! Army, read the A/N at the end!!

ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛꜱ

SHINING THRU THE CITY WITH A LITTLE FUNK AND SOUL
LIGHT IT UP LIKE DYNAMITEEEE

[RollingThunder]
Bro, I'm literally so happy rn
WE STRAIGHT UP BROKE RECORDS!!

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
Yeah and the plan is to get 100 mil by the 24 hour mark!

[Great King]
Dude, Army is scary
It's us, we're army :)

[Sugamama]
I bet we could make it
I believe in us

OKAY BUT WE'RE ARMY
THE PEOPLE WHO SPAMED TRUMP AND ALM TAGS WITH 
F A N C A M S
OF OUR BOYS
FOR FUN
CUZ WHY NOT?!
ALL OF KPOP STANS ARE JUST THE "DO IT FOR THE VINE" KIDS
EXCEPT ITS "DO IT FOR OUR IDOLS"

[Great Cat]
That's scarily accurate-

[Great Owl]
YEAHHH MANNNN
PART OF THE STRONGEST FANDOM IN THE WORLD!!

[RollingThunder]
ANYWAY
LEMME BE SMART FOR A SEC AND GIVE SOME STREAMING TIPS!!
DON'T CONSTANTLY WATCH THE MV
YT COUNTS IT AS BOT VIEWS AND DELETES THEM
WATCH IT, WATCH SMTH ELSE, THEN WATCH AGAIN

YT DELETED 3 MIL VIEWS THIS MORNING
BUT IM SURE WE CAN REACH 100 MIL BY 24 HOURS!!

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
DON'T JUST STREAM JUST ON YT
USE SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC TOO
AND ITUNES!!

[Sugamama]
DYNAMITE STREAMING PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!
BRING ALL YOUR DEVICES, WE'LL PLAY THEM AT THE SAME TIME!!

[Great Dad]
IM BRINGING THE SNACKS
ANYONE HAVE REQUESTS?
Alcohol is a no

[RollingThunder]
Doritos and Mountain Dew

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
Meat buns

Weed?
lmfao nah jk
I'll take some (f/f) ice cream tho
AND MILK
IDRC WHAT KIND, JUST MILK

[Great Dad]
Thank god
Why milk?

Jungkook drunk straight milk in the MV
and ppl claim its gross
so ig me and JK are just ✨bUiLt DiFfErEnT✨
actually, i'd prefer choccy milk

[Great Dad]
Good to know.
Thank you for making a normal request

Yw
don't worry boys
i'm bringing the weed

[Sugamama]
For some reason...
I had my hopes up for a moment...

ah, you should never do that around me
that was your first mistake

[Great King]
Anyway, you guys do that.

[RollingThunder]
All Army in this group is invited

[Great King]
Be there in 10

ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ

[Great Cat]
We can't make it but it's fine.
We're streaming from home.

I'll be keeping up with Twitter and stuff
anyway, see you guys when we hit 100 mil!!

24 ʜᴏᴜʀꜱ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴠ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏᴜᴛ.
12 ᴇꜱᴛ/11 ᴘᴍ ᴘꜱᴛ (ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇᴢᴏɴᴇ)

Guys...
We can still make it!
Only 2 mil left

[Sugamama]
Yeah!
It's fine, so what? Who cares if we didn't make it in 24 hours
We still broke 5 world records!!

[RollingThunder]
We literally broke the world record for so many things tonight-

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
Give it a few minutes.
We'll get 100 mil.

ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ 30 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ

WE FUCKING DID IT!!
30 MINS OVER THE MARK BUT EVEN YT TRIED TO SLOW US DOWN
HAHA BITCHES

[RollingThunder]
YEAH BITCHESSS

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
I BET THAT
I PREDICTED THAT SHIT

[Great King]
Dude, I'm tired-
I streamed that shit so many times
NOT CALLING IT SHIT
I LOVED EVERY MINUTE
Just... I even played it during school today-

[RollingThunder]
Yeah, everyone else is asleep already.
Except for me, Tanaka, (Y/n), and Suga.

[Sugamama]
Acurate.

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
All the first years almost always are asleep by like 9-

Meanwhile, we up woking smeed at 3 am
LMFAO WTF DID I JUST TYPE SLHGASJH

[Sugamama]
ASLJHGKSJAHF
DUDE-
WOKING SMEEEDDDD

[Great King]
are you all high rn?

[Sugamama]
Whaaa no?
I'm better than tat
that*

[Great King]
...

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
Lmao he's not used to being high

[RollingThunder]
We're prolly gonna go to 7/11 at 3 am, get a sugar high, then pass out.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME!!
LETS GO

[Nice Kill Tanaka]
HELL YEAH, LET'S GO!!

[RollingThunder]
STREAM DYNAMITE WHILE WE LEAVE!!

[Sugamama]
PERIOD

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ 3 ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ!

[Great King]
Ugh...
How you doing, Reader?
I'm doing great ig.
Tired tho
How many times have you streamed Dynamite?
I've streamed all day.
Make sure you get some sleep and drink water today!
I purple you, goodnight!

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ! ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ :)

Hey guys! It's like 2:30 am here and I just wanna say that at this moment in time... We have 117 million views on YouTube, top charts on all streaming platforms, and Dynamite is eligible for 5 GUINESS WORLD RECORDS- We broke records today, I am so happy to be ARMY and be a part of this. I'm sure that BTS is so proud of us all!! Let's get Yoongi that Grammy he's been wanting for years now, yeah? I'm still sick and pretty tired but I was literally crying today cuz I'm so happy and proud of this community that I could just hug you all and I hate affection... I purple you, Army! Thank you and BTS for keeping me alive at this point in my life. Keep streaming, get 1 bil by the end of the month, I triple-dog dare you.

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Yee yee im outtie bois and gorls ♥