The chaos begins!

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Kokichi Ouma created 'untitled chat'.
Kokichi Ouma renamed 'untitled chat' 'the hoemos 
😻'.
Kokichi Ouma added 15 people.
Kokichi Ouma changed 16 usernames.

GrapeGremlin and 15 others are online.

GrapeGremlin:
Wassup hoes 🙈
KnifeBabe: Call me a hoe again and I'll end you. What is this?
KnifeBabe: .
KnifeBabe: Change my name. Now.
GrapeGremlin: lmao nahh
GrapeGremlin: also this is a group chat of the whole class 🤪 I'm so wacky
EmoHat: Is this really a good idea, Ouma?
EmoHat: ...
EmoHat: Very funny.
GrapeGremlin: I'm hilarious aren't I 😂
GrapeGremlin: I could be the SHSL comedian!
SpaghettiHair: I highly doubt that.
SpaghettiHair: ..What does my username mean?
GrapeGremlin: OMG it's because your hair looks like green spaghetti, duuuh 🙄
SpaghettiHair: I personally do not see the resemblance, but alright.
GrapeGremlin: uuUUuUuhGGgGGggHHHh y'all are so boooriiing, where is everyone else??
GrapeGremlin: @/everyone
EmoHat: ..Oh no.
Maaagiccc: Nyeh? What do you want?
Guacamole: Pinging everyone? That's kinda cringe, Ouma
SadCat: Who summoned me?
LesbianFeminist: DEGENERATE!! I'M TRYING TO READ!!
AtuasHoe: ooh? What is this chat?
Buegs: Gonbtea is cjfused
HornyOnMain: FUCK OFF, CUMSTAIN!
HomosexualRoomba: What's going on?
Mother: What is the meaning of this?
Pianosexual: Hey! I'm trying to practice for the school performance!
Weebowo: I'm trying to watch MHA..
SpaceHimbo: OUMA ISTG
GrapeGremlin: The gang's all here 🥰
SadCat: Yeah, no.

SadCat has left the group.

GrapeGremlin:
BRUUH WTF YOU CAN'T DO THAT 😡

GrapeGremlin has added SadCat to the group.

GrapeGremlin:
It needs to be the whole class dummy 😡
SadCat:
Fine, but I'm muting the chat. I don't have time for this.

SadCat is offline.

GrapeGremlin:
awwww 😢
HomosexualRoomba: Ouma, what is the meaning of my name??
GrapeGremlin: isn't it obvs? Because you're a gay roomba!
HomosexualRoomba: Is that a robophobic remark?!
GrapeGremlin: omgggg stfu 🙄
HomosexualRoomba: Your hubris will be your downfall, Ouma.
SpaceHimbo: woah-
EmoHat: this suddenly got kinda creepy-
HomosexualRoomba: Ah, I apologise! I had no intention of creeping you out :((
EmoHat: lmao it's fine Kiibo
HomosexualRobot: ^-^
GrapeGremlin: omgggg get a room you two! 🤣😏
HomosexualRoomba: Huh?
EmoHat: OUMA DFEGRHTNJYMH-
EmoHat: Ouma whY
GrapeGremlin: Awe c'mon, it's kinda obvs that you like eachother!!
HomosexualRoomba: Ouma, please stop!
GrapeGremlin: Ooooh wait nvmm, robots can't feel love!!
GrapeGremlin: And Saihara would never be attracted to a useless hunk of metal like you, Kiibo!
Weebowo: uUh- this drama is not good for my heart-

Weebowo is offline.

HomosexualRobot: .
EmoHat: Ouma. 

HomosexualRoomba is offline.

GrapeGremlin: awwwwwwwwww come back 😡😢
Mother: Ouma, you're making them uncomfortable. Please stop.
GrapeGremlin: moooooooooom lemme tease them a bit 😡
Mother: no. 
SpaceHimbo: Yeah, listen to your mom Ouma!
HornyOnMain: GUYS WTF DID YOU DO
EmoHat: huh?
HornyOnMain: OUMA DID YOU DO THIS???
GrapeGremlin: Huuuh? Do what????
HornyOnMain: I COME BACK TO MY DORM
HornyOnMain: TO FIND
HornyOnMain: KIIBO SOBBING INTO HIS PILLOW
HornyOnMain: WHAT DID YOU FUCKS SAY TO HIM
SpaghettiHair: I'm honestly not surprised. Ouma was pretty harsh.
GrapeGremlin: well DUUUH, he's so sensitive! 🙄
GrapeGremlin: I was just saying that Kiibo and Saihara could never ever get together because robots can't feel love, and Saihara would never fall for a literal pile of scrap metal!! 🤣
HornyOnMain: YOU LITTLE FAILED ABORTION
HornyOnMain: YOU KNOW HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT SHIT!!
GrapeGremlin: well, ofc! Teasing him is soooooo easy!!
HornyOnMain: YOU'RE THE CUMSHOT YOUR MOM SHOULD'VE SWALLOWED
HornyOnMain: STUPIDHARA GET YOUR EMO ASS OVER HERE KIIBO NEEDS YOU
EmoHat: Ah, right
EmoHat: I'm omw

EmoHat and HornyOnMain are offline.

SpaceHimbo:
...
Pianosexual: woah.
Guacamole: Was anyone else lurking the chat while that was going down-?
Mother: yes.
AtuasHoe: yep!
Maaagiccc: yeah
KnifeBabe: yes
LesbianFeminist: yep- Such degenerate behavior!!
LesbianFeminist: Hope Kiibo is okay tho, he's not as degenerate-y as the other males
Maaagiccc: yeah, it seems like Ouma really upset him...
Guacamole: I'll have a little chat with him. Ouma needs to stop doing this smh
Mother: Agreed. I will also give him a lecture on why he needs to stop bullying his peers.
SpaghettiHair: I hope all goes well, but I doubt he will listen.
SpaceHimbo: I second that, he never listens to anyone. Ever.
KnifeBabe: I can make sure he listens.
Mother: Thank you for the offer Harukawa, but that won't be necessary.
KnifeBabe: If you say so. @ me if you need my help though

KnifeBabe and 2 others are offline.

SpaceHimbo: I'm gonna head out. Cya guys
AtuasHoe: yeah, me too. I'm bored!
Maaagiccc: I'm gonna take a nap...
LesbianFeminist: Sweet dreams Himiko!!
Pianosexual: I'll continue practicing for the school performance!
SpaghettiHair: It seems we're all going offline, so I shall depart as well.

SpaghettiHair and 5 others are offline.

GrapeGremlin: damn, y'all really are that mad at me huh 😔
GrapeGremlin: I'm gonna hide before Amami and Mommy can find me! Nishishi!

GrapeGremlin is offline.


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