Buy a parrot.
Teach parrot to say 'Help, I've been turned into a parrot!'
Walk up to strangers with your parrot.

YOU ARE READING
Sugar, Spice And All That Is Funny.
HumorA pile of jokes combined into a book. Cuz I'm Batman, BEETCH. Some of the jokes are inappropriate, others are not. Fun Fact: I was thinking of naming the book 'Sugar, Spice And All That Is Holy.'
Transformation
Buy a parrot.
Teach parrot to say 'Help, I've been turned into a parrot!'
Walk up to strangers with your parrot.