Person 2: Hey, where are your glasses?
Person 1: I got laser eye surgery!
Person2: Does it hurt?
Person 1: I don't know, You tell me!
Person 2: ...?
Person 1: *Shoots lasers out of his eyes at Person 2*
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Sugar, Spice And All That Is Funny.
HumorA pile of jokes combined into a book. Cuz I'm Batman, BEETCH. Some of the jokes are inappropriate, others are not. Fun Fact: I was thinking of naming the book 'Sugar, Spice And All That Is Holy.'
Laser Eyes
Person 2: Hey, where are your glasses?
Person 1: I got laser eye surgery!
Person2: Does it hurt?
Person 1: I don't know, You tell me!
Person 2: ...?
Person 1: *Shoots lasers out of his eyes at Person 2*