Wife: Did you hear? Derek got knifed! :(
Husband: Really? That's forked up! *Holds up fork*
Wife: ...
Husband: What, to spoon? *Holds up spoon*
YOU ARE READING
Sugar, Spice And All That Is Funny.
HumorA pile of jokes combined into a book. Cuz I'm Batman, BEETCH. Some of the jokes are inappropriate, others are not. Fun Fact: I was thinking of naming the book 'Sugar, Spice And All That Is Holy.'
