1. Name your dog 'Dog'
2. Say random numbers when someone is counting
3. Start all sentences with 'OOH LA LA'
4. Speak only in a robot voice
5. Wear your pants backwards
6. Ask people what gender they are
7. Ask the waiter or waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
8. Sing along at the Opera
9. Mow your lawn with scissors.
10. Honk and wave to strangers.
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Sugar, Spice And All That Is Funny.
MizahA pile of jokes combined into a book. Cuz I'm Batman, BEETCH. Some of the jokes are inappropriate, others are not. Fun Fact: I was thinking of naming the book 'Sugar, Spice And All That Is Holy.'
