My Bluebird (2d x murdoc)

Chapter 20: Fuck my life...

2d's pov:

I walked around the odd place that Russel and Noodle supposedly called 'home'. There's no way they lived here. It was basically a mansion and not in the good way. In all honesty, it looked like a warehouse but, who am I to judge?

I spotted a keyboard lying on the ground. It was covered in dust. Damn, must have been here a while I thought to myself as I placed it on the table.

"Russ, how long have you had this?" I shouted, Russell was in the kitchen and I didn't want to get up, seeing as I was still in a trance over the keyboard. I played a melody, it came naturally, I hadn't played in a while, since I moved in with Murdoc.

"How long have I had what-" Russell paused as he saw me hovering over the keyboard. "Holy crap, D! That's really good! Where did you learn to play?" he asked excitedly while making his way towards me.

"Uhm, I've played for a while I guess. I haven't started up again until..." I paused and chucked to myself "Now!" I looked around and saw a whole lot of instruments. A guitar, both electric and acoustic and a drum set.

Russell saw me staring so he explained "Oh, me and Noodle are trying to start a band. We don't have a singer yet but hopefully soon" he walked over towards the drum set and started playing.

"Wow that's really good! Do you play anything else?"

"Nah man, the drum set is my calling!" he laughed and placed down his drumsticks, still sitting in his seat in front of the set.

"Have you found someone to play the keyboard?" I asked with my eyes beaming up at him.

"Nah. We didn't really think it was that important to be quite honest..."

"Not important! Are you kidding? It's the most important instrument to use if you wanna have a unique sound!" I looked at him in awe.

"Wait... You should play for us! That would be awesome dude!" He stood up and grabbed me by my shoulders "You're a genius!" he pulled me in for a hug and I saw the prettiest thing behind him.

"Woah! Who plays this?" I said, breaking from the hug and going to touch the bright red V bass.

"Careful with that, if Murdoc see's you touching it he'll kill you AND me" he laughed and walked towards me.

"Murdoc... p-plays the bass?" I blushed. Could Murdoc be any hotter? Wait. What? I shook the thought from my head.

"Yeah, I mean, if the pickle wasn't the most horrible person I've ever met, I'd almost be jealous of him." He laughed and walked into the kitchen

"Sandwiches?" he yelled out.

"Y-Yeah fanks!" I yelled back, still holding the bass.

I don't like murdoc, he's a piece of shit human who doesn't like me. He never will. Well.. he hasn't beat me up since we.. had sex. Had sex.

I repeated those words in my head before it clicked.

"I HAD SEX WITH MURDOC NICCALS!" I screamed. Placing the bass back on it's stand, I turned around to see a wide eyed Russell.

He placed the plates on the counter "No need to brag mate." He laughed and walked back into the kitchen.

Fuck my life

Murdoc's pov:

I walked towards Noodle's car and got into the driver's seat. I scanned the messy interior and looked at the seats behind me. I miss the dullard I thought to myself as I looked in the mirror. I fixed my hair and winked at my reflection. Satan, I am one sexy man.

While still staring at the mirror, I saw someone behind the car, I turn around once again, only to be greeted by the black haired woman I had seen earlier. Just my fucking luck! I licked my lips and hopped out of the car.

"Why hello there." I groaned at the lady while adjusting my leather jacket. This made the ladies go wild.

She turned around and flipped her hair as she eyed me up and down. She crossed her arms "Well look who it is! Sad you missed out on all this?" She gestured to her body and laughed. Wow, she has a nice smile.

"Yes actually. My mistake, I should introduce myself. I'm Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz" I winked and bowed down.

"What's Gorillaz?" she chuckled and brought her hand up to her face, trying to contain any more laughter.

"My band... Well... soon to be band. Anyways, enough about me, love. Care to come over? Get to know each other a little?" I raised an eyebrow and held my hand out.

"Yes, of course 'Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz'" she blushed and took my hand. She was honestly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She wasn't 2d but... she'll do anyway.

~~time skip~~

We made it to my winnebago and sat on my bed.

"You like? Real egyptian silk" I winked and laid down on the bed sideways, propping my head up on my hand and my elbow rested on the sheets.

She didn't hesitate to push me on my back and hop on me. She had her fingers run up and down my chest. Is it bad that I keep envisioning 2d doing this? I shook the thought from my head as quickly as it came. She unbuckled my belt and pulled down my pants.

I think you know the rest, yeah?

****yikes..****