"Momma! Watch! I can do a backflip!" The small purple rabbit squealed.
"Wow! I didn't think a 6-month-year-old bunny robot could do a backflip! Or speak fluently! Or chug a dozen bottles of 100% proof straight vodka in less than 25 seconds, including opening them and throwing them away! I guess it's more like 3 seconds then." She gave him a kiss on the forehead and the nerf gun he bought from his job at Raising Cane's next to the Meijer where it all started. He grinned at his mother.
"Where's daddy?" He sneezed a rainbow from his tiny black nose.
"Good question. Let's find out." Laura picked up the short fat toddler and began to search the house. They found Big Bird in the party room dancing to "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood"
"Oh! Howdy kiddo." He picks up the rabbit.
"Hi dad." He grinned a toothy smile, minus his 2 front teeth. Laura walked over and they all hugged.
"Wow, kiddo. You're looking bigger by the second." Big Bird set Bonnie on the floor and realized as he was holding him he grew to be a 10 year old. This was a normal faction in heaven, Laura was already 25 after a few Earth weeks. Big Bird got a telegram from Steve and Blue, so he took it in another room.
"Mr. Elon Musk wants to speak to you about the new ship in construction. The Olive Oil will be taking off in 2 weeks, sir."
"Hmm..." Big Bird began, "I suppose I should visit an old friend in in these circumstances."
He meets Gordon Ramsay I MEAN ELON MUSK in a chick fil parking lot.
"You got the stuff" big Bird asks.
"lol no" says Elon Musk "I'm rich I can do whatever I want"
"GET SMITED FOR YOUR LIES" Big Bird screams as the press promptly exploded.
"Big Bird..." Says Tucker Carlson, "why did you smite Elon Musk?"
"Because......" He shed a tree. "HES ACTUALLY BEEN GORDON RAMSAY THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!"
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Big Bird goes to Meijer
Humorbig Bird goes to Meijer and some WAaaAACkkKKKyYYYY hyjinks insue! he kills his wife, eats an eggplant and goes to the bathroom 1 too many times. will big Bird set abourd the newest airship to space, the Olive Oil, constructed my Gordon Ramsey- I me...
