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Description: After an unfortunate divorce, Henry moved into his new home in the city of Westopolis,a highly populated and dangerous place where drug dealers,mob bosses, domestic terrorists, corrupt politicians and other evildoers run rampant all day,every day! Embark on this journey as you witness the tales of Henry's wild adventures in his day to day life!
Author: Me (Duh!)
Intro Song: Earth,Wind and Fire: September
Warning: This series is R rated and only for readers who are 17 and up due to excessive profanity, violence,drug use, sexual references (READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!)
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Cast
Henry
Age: 36
Occupation: Unemployed
Background Info: Former infantryman who "fought" in the Persian Onyx Wars (2006-2012)
Family: Kate (Spouse) (Divorced)
Katie(Daughter) (14 Years Old)
Harold (1st Son) (12 Years Old)
Henry Jr (2nd Son) (10 Years Old)
Raphael (Older Brother) (38 Years Old)
Now with the introduction out of the way, it's time to get on with the story!
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*Narration*
"Ahem!"
A loud cough was heard.
"Excuse me!"
The narrator clears his throat and adjusts his reading glasses before taking a look at the script.
"The day was September 20,2011 when the Onyx Wars began to reach its climax!"
Three fighter jets flew overhead as 500,000 soldiers had stormed onto the shoreline as they ran through a hailstorm of enemy gunfire.
Sergeant Brown: Keep pushing men! We're beginning to close in on their colonel's bunker!
Meanwhile, Henry trembled in fear as he hid behind a group of soldiers.
Lt.James: What the hell are you doing back there private!?
Henry: Umm.....
Lt. Hanson turns around and grabs Henry before slapping him across the face, knocking some sense into him.
Lt. Hanson: Man up and grow you a pair! We're in the middle of a goddamn.....
Suddenly Lt. Hanson's entire head was blown off by a high caliber round as he brains splattered onto Henry's face, causing him to scream at the top of his lungs like a sissy.
Henry: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Private Jimmy grabs Henry by his hand before running forward fullspeed ahead as he fired his M16A1 at a group of enemy soldiers.
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