Serpentine

Episode 13: Good Times

"1267 Winston Blvd,6:00 P.M"

A red Jeep pulled into the driveway as Henry, wearing a white dress shirt and necktie hopped out after a long, stressful day at work.

"Henry!"

Henry turns around, finding his two cousins, Paul and Maccer standing behind him with bags of luggage in their hands. Henry's eyes widened as Paul went up to him before giving him a brotherly hug.

Paul: It's good to see you again,mate! It's been awhile!

Henry: How'd you guys get here?

Paul: We took a plane and rented ourselves a car,but unfortunately it broke down on the highway so we need had no other choice than to walk the rest of the way which had took us half an hour because Maccer kept falling all over the damn place!

Maccer falls backwards onto the ground.

Maccer: M...my legs! I think I've wanked the use out of them!

Paul: Oh shut up! You big soppy cunt!

Paul walks over to Maccer before kicking him in the ass.

Henry: You guys have came a long way! Can I offer you and Maccer something to eat and drink?

Paul: Sure!

Maccer: I'm so hungry that I can eat an entire donkey!

In the kitchen, Henry,Paul and Maccer sat down at the table as they had ate hot wings and fries with a side of ranch.

Henry: What brings you guys to Serpentine anyways?

Paul: Maccer and I came here, looking forward to plenty of job opportunities that we were promised over the phone by an employer of ours!

Henry: Employer?

Paul: Yeah! His name's Rosenberg or Rosie as he'd like to be called by close friends of his.

Maccer: What kind of tits does this Rosie have? Big floppy sausage tits, emptied saddlebags or bee stings?

Paul: For the last time, Maccer! ROSIE'S A MAN!!! Didn't you just hear me say that he was a guy?

Maccer: Nope.

Paul: Well clean the damn gunk out of your ears so you can hear me loud and clear next time! Anyways,I was wondering if you'd be able to take us over to Rosenberg's address.

Henry: Where does he stay?

Paul: He stays an hour away from here in Callaghan County.

Henry: That's out of state! I'll have to cross the state line and go past a toll booth in order to get there!

Paul: Don't worry! I've got you covered!

Paul throws a suitcase onto the table before opening it, revealing $500,000 inside.

Henry: Holy shit! How'd you get all of this?

Paul: We're businessman! That's how we earn our income!

Henry: Well I work at a place called Daily Gossip where the pay is good,but the employees are absolute jackasses! Like this one guy in particular named Mario or Crazy Mario as we used to call him back in middle school! He's got the biggest nose of anyone in the building and always has it in someone else's business,but his own!

Suddenly the ground began shaking as the sounds of jackhammers, construction vehicles moving and men talking were heard from underground.

Henry: Don't mind them! They're just remodeling my basement after an incident that went down in June!