Serpentine

Episode 4: Family Feud

"1267 Winston Blvd,4:00 P.M"

The doorbell rings as Henry walked downstairs towards the door while buttoning up his shirt.

Henry: Coming!

Henry opened the door, finding his older brother, Ralphie standing outside, wearing a grey suit and tie along with a fedora.

Henry: What's up?

Ralphie: I came here to see the house!

Ralphie walks inside of the house, pushing Henry out of his way.

Henry: Hey! I didn't tell you to come in my house!

Ralphie walked inside of the living room as he looked around.

Ralphie: Ok! This is a pretty nice sized living room,but it's nowhere near as roomy and top notch as mine back at my house!

Ralphie walked into the kitchen and looked around as well before grabbing Henry's Gatorade off of the table.

Henry: Wait a minute! That's my Gatorade!

Ralphie cracks Henry's Gatorade open and drinks it in his little brother's face before tossing the empty bottle aside on the floor.

Ralphie: Mind throwing that away for me?

Henry grumbled angrily as he picked the empty Gatorade bottle off of the floor before throwing it into the trashcan.

Ralphie: Where's the bathroom? I've got to take a shit!

Henry: It's one upstairs for the guests!

Ralphie heads upstairs with Henry following after him. Ralphie opens the door of the bathroom and inspected it all around.

Ralphie: Pretty small bathroom compared to mine!

Ralphie looks down, finding the toilet with a cracked toilet seat behind him.

Henry: What's wrong?

Ralphie: Your toilet is the problem here! The seat's got a crack in it!

Henry: And?

Ralphie: That little crack's gonna pinch my ass cheek when I'm taking a shit and I don't want that!

Henry: Well I don't what to say about that! You're just gonna have to hold it in until you make it back home!

Ralphie: Hold it in!? You must've lost your damn mind! I've got a thirty minute drive until I reach my house!

Henry: Use the bathroom at a store or something!

Ralphie: No way!

Ralphie pushes Henry out of his way once again as he heads down the hallway, looking into every room for a bathroom to use.

Ralphie: You got any bathrooms to use in this place?

Henry: Yeah! There's the one in my bedroom,but that one's off....

Ralphie barges into Henry's bedroom, leaving dirty footprints all over his brand new carpet as he went into the bathroom before slamming the door.

Henry: Son of a bitch!

Henry turns around and kicks a nearby clothes basket in anger, sending it flying across the room. 25 minutes later, Henry stands in the living room with his arms folded as Ralphie finally came out of the bathroom.

Ralphie: You might wanna check on that toilet upstairs! I think it's broken!

Henry growls in anger as a vein was seen bulging in his forehead.