Kitten// KuroKen One Shot Book

Hello Kitty

Song: Hello Kitty by Avril Lavigne

SLIGHT SMUT WARNING

"Oh my god Kuroo. How many snacks do you need?" I asked my bestfriend, rolling my eyes.

"A lot, plus Bokutos ass is going to eat them all." Kuroo responded, pushing off on the shopping cart and riding it down the aisle.

I sighed, rolling my eyes and looking into our cart, it was filled with varieties of colored candies, every flavor of chips, bottles and bottles of soda, frozen pizza's, cookies, pocky, brownies... You name it. And what did Kuroo do? Kept adding more and more.

"I hope you know I'm not paying for all of this." I said, pointing towards the filled cart.

"Don't worry Kitten, I've got it." He smirked, pulling his debit card out.

"Mhm. Now are we finally done here? The others are waiting for us to get back."

"I guess this will be enough, let's go."

"If that's not enough, something is seriously wrong."

Kuroo rolled his eyes and laughed, pushing the cart to the front of the store. We went to the checkout line, thankfully there wasn't any people waiting due to the fact that it was decently late, 10 pm. We put each item on the conveyer belt, the cashier ringing them up one by one. She looked dumbfounded with all of the snacks we had, and I honestly didn't blame her. I picked out about 3 things, while Kuroo picked out 10 times that amount.

"Your total is $121.56." She said with a small smile.

I facepalmed at the price, 'it was supposed to be a quick snack run, no more than $25.' I thought to myself while Kuroo just swiped his card.

"Here's your receipt." She said, staring at Kuroo with a tint of pink to her cheeks.

"Thank you, by the way you're just beautiful, any chance I could get your phone nu-" I cut Kuroo off, "Time to go."

I grabbed his arm, which was carrying many bags, yanking him out of the store. I swear I could've heard the girl scoff as we walked out.

"Was my sweet Kitten jealous?" He said with a sly smirk.

"You wish. And stop calling me your Kitten." I said back to him, getting into the car.

Kuroo followed shortly behind me after putting the bags in the trunk, getting in the drivers seat. He cranked up the car, pulling out of the parking lot.

"You up for a McDonald's run..? I want a McFlurry." Kuroo questioned, looking at me.

"Kuroo seriously. We everyone is waiting for us."

"Pleaseeee...? I've wanted one all day." He responded, poking his lip out like a child.

"Fine." I said, rolling my eyes at his childlike behavior.

"Yesss! You're the best." He said, pulling into the McDonalds drive thru.

"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"

"Uhh could I get an Oreo McFlurry?"

"Will that be all?"

"One second." He turned to look at me, "What do you want?"

"Nothing."

"Pick something or I'm picking for you."

"I said nothing."

"Kenma I swear if you don't pick something."

"I don't want anything, do you not understand what nothing mean-"