The Hunter of Remnant Volume 2 (RWBY x Male Guardian Hunter Reader)

Chapter 17

Jacklyn POV

         Dear God, I hate fund raisers... all people do is talk, and flash their money, and drink a lot. I admit I was only here to protect Weiss. I shadowed her, making sure nobody did anything shady. I stood next to her to get a drink, nothing alcoholic of course. Soon after, I heard a lady drunken yelling behind me. I can see the anger in Weiss, so I put my hand on her shoulder.

Jacklyn: Allow me to handle this bimbo.

She nods and walks away. I walk towards the lady, and I try to put on a "happy" face.

Jacklyn: You're having a good time, aren't you?

Trophy wife: And who is this machine?

I throw my drink into her face while still holding my glass.

Y/N: I'm a survivor, you drunk arrogant skank. I'm sure you're the kind of trophy wife who he married just to let you participate in marriage. Now, I'm only gonna say this once: get the fuck out before you experience the wrath of a Titan guardian.

I show my hand, and arc energy flows into my hands. And the look on that bitch's face was priceless, and everyone was either laughing or hollering from how hard I roasted her.

Husband: Please don't... that won't be necessary, we were just leaving.

Jacklyn: Good boy. Run along now...

They start to leave, but the wife whips around, and looks at me.

Trophy wife: Do you know who I am?

Jacklyn: No, I don't, nor do I wanna. But I could give you a hint if you don't know.

I pulled out Ambassador, and aimed at her. They left, might I add rather quickly, and the crowd applauded me. I took a bow, and returned to Weiss.

Weiss: Note to self: don't make you angry.

She playfully bumped my shoulder, but sadly the victory was short lived as a certain dick lord approached us.

Jacques: Do you have any idea what you just did?

Jacklyn: Aside from saving your daughter from having a panic attack, summon a boarbatusk, and publicly shame you? I just wished there was a taxidermist for that trophy broad, so the husband could mount the head on the wall.

Weiss couldn't help but giggle from that.

Jacques: How da-

Jacklyn: Forgive me if I made it sound like I was finished, and passively gave you permission to speak. Now then, if I wanted to, just by myself, I could level this entire mansion. Don't get the impression that I won't, Mr. Father of the year... more like failure of th-

I felt a sting on my cheek, and I looked back at him. I knew he slapped me, but now...

Jacklyn: My turn.

I pull out Ambassador, and cycle a shell into the chamber. I flip the beverage table over, and I climb over it, pinning Jacques under the table, the barrel pointing straight into his eye socket. A gunshot is heard, but not from me. I look over, and I see the General with his revolver.

Ironwood: Party is over, ladies and gentlemen. Please make your exits immediately.

The crowd slowly left, leaving the four of us, and the other Schnee siblings.

Jacklyn: You better be glad HE was here. Otherwise, your head would've disappeared like a magic trick.

I make the Ambassador disappear, and stood up next to Weiss.

Jacklyn: You okay?

Weiss: Yes... thank you.

I lifted the table off the family tyrant, and he crawled out. Before he pushed himself up, I grabbed him by his collar, and pinned him against the wall.

Jacklyn: If you dare hit me again, or Weiss, I will wear my combat heels so you can hear my steps on the marble floor so you would have time to seek forgiveness.

I point my finger at his face, and arc energy sparks and lightly reaches his face.

Jacklyn: You listen for my footsteps.

I let him go, and walk away with Weiss right behind me.

Jacques: It's a shame your brother didn't come with you...

Jacklyn: Yeah... he would've actually killed you for slapping me.

I kept going, and Weiss entered her room. She sat on the bed, breathing heavily. I sat next to her, comforting her the best I could.

Weiss: Thank you... I hate this place, and I hate HIM...

Jacklyn: Then you're gonna need some help.

Weiss: What do you mean?

I get up, and move all the furniture in the room, leaving an open space.

Weiss: What are you doing?

Jacklyn: I'm gonna help you get into shape. That's what I'm doing.

She has a look of surprise, but she gets the picture. She grabs a weapons case, and pulls out Myrtenaster.

Weiss: When do we start?

Y/N POV

I think I had a bit too much to drink last night... and last I checked, I still had pants. I looked down, and the waitress from the bar was on top of me completely naked. Oh dear... Dammit, I wish I could remember how it went down. Anyways, I'm lucky I don't recognize the place, so I slip out from under her, and replace it with a pillow. I quickly get dressed, and just as I walked out the door, I heard a yawn.

Waitress: Thanks for last night... I really needed the stress relief~.

Y/N: Good deal. Now, I gotta get back to my friends before some of them castrate me.

I rushed out the door, and I head to where the teams are staying at. I look at my scroll, and I see multiple missed calls from the girls. Oh shit, I'm in trouble. I summoned my sparrow, and just as I reach the location, I see them all out front, and not too happy. I slowly back up my sparrow.

Y/N: I guess I came at a bad... tiiime...

Before I could get away, I feel a strong pull from Pyrrha pull me off my sparrow, and I face them.

Pyrrha: Please explain your whereabouts last night.

Y/N: Would you believe if I said intelligence gathering?

Ruby: Hardly.

Y/N: Damn, I mean that actually was the truth.

Nora: Last I checked, intel gathering requires not missing calls.

Y/N: Patchy signal?

Ren: Dude... just stop. You're digging yourself deeper than you can pull yourself out.

The others nod, so I did the only thing I could think of...

Y/N: Do I see another Wyvern in the distance over there?

They all looked behind them, and I quickly summoned my drop ship.

Y/N: I see him taking off, gonna go after him. LOVE YOU ALL!!!

I got into my ship, and I took off quickly.

Ghost: Was that really your plan?

Y/N: HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT I HAD DRUNK SEX WITH A BARTENDER?!?!?

???: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?

I looked at my scroll, and I see an active connection with the girls.

Y/N: Oh shit...