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Shorts, towels, plates, bottles.

Anything that can be placed onto the floor, was on the floor.

"God dammit dad..." you muttered lowely while picking up the dozens of chips packets and paper balls that were flung carelessly around the house.

You were fed up. Livid!, If you will. Your dad has been nothing but a slob and a good for nothing father ever since your mother left. You couldn't blame her really. He was an absolute pig. Your only wish was that she had taken you with her to America, but she was a shit bag too.

You dumped all the garbage into the trashcan before heading back to your room. Not even bothering to say hi to you dad who was sluggishly sprawled across the sofa.

You closed and locked your room door and changed out of your school uniform and into your work clothes. Luckily for you it was all black, which you already wear so often.

Taking out your school books, you started on your homework. Finishing it before you needed to head to work.

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"Again?"

"Yurp." You answered Vic while folding the stores clothes into a pile.

"But you studied so hard.." She empathized with you. Popping her lollipop back into her mouth and started folding clothes aswell. You shrugged.

"Hard work doesn't always pay off, sadly."

"Yeah, but that's just unlucky. What'd you do to the gods to make them so angry with you?" She mock asked while pointing her lollipop at you.

"Man, I dunno dude. Could be that time I watched the whole season 1 of Haikyuu in one afternoon."

"Oh, you devil!" She played along. Earning a giggle from you and herself.

"Speaking of hotkyuu, have you watched the latest episode yet?"

"No spoilers!" You quickly intervened. Eyeing her carefully so you could prepare to block your ears if she decided to spill anything.

"I won't! I won't! But you gotta watch it!"

"I hate waiting a whole week for one episode though!"

"Yeah.. that does suck. But that's why wattpad is there to quench our Haikyuu thirst!"

"Or your Haikyuu needs." You wiggled your brows suggestively. Getting an epic blush out of your friend. Ofcourse, you couldn't tease her much since you were very guilty of doing the same.

"I'll have you know that I found an amazing Kuroo book and I guess now I'll just keep it to myself-"

"Hey now, don't be like that. We all needa get on that kuroo action~" You  took the folded clothes and propped them onto the top shelf. Turning back around to face Vic with a hand over your chest. "Even though I'm an Oikawa try hard."

Vic rolled her eyes with a playful scoff. "You and them flat asses!"

"Hey! Asses don't make a man!" You defended your beloved. It had always been a true rivalry between you and Vic with kuroo and Oikawa.

"Oh yes they do. Asses and thighs. Like daichi-sans thighs" She stated smugly while making her way to the register.

"Yassssss!" You and Vic cheered together while high fiving as she past you. The god of thighs could never be beat. Even that one got to you.

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