𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭, 𝐳𝐝𝐡 ✓

04

we don't why + sloane
corbs 👽
dani 🦒
jo ☕️
jack ☁️
zach 🧸
sloane 🦕

jo ☕️
hello children, i thought that since we didn't really get a chance to know each other today that we should talk more about each other

zach 🧸
but we already know everything about each other...

jack ☁️
yeah did you not here me say i know the diameter of corbyn's butt cheeks so i think i'm good

corbs 👽
i'm mad uncomfy right now

dani 🦒
y'all are so stupid-
HE IS TALKING ABOUT SLOANE

zach 🧸
ohhhh

corbs 👽
HI SLOANE

sloane 🦕
HI CORBYN

jack ☁️
daniel i do not appreciate you calling me stupid
also
HI SLOANE

dani 🦒
i'm done this man is so bipolar

jack ☁️
SHUT UP I AM NOT

jo ☕️
can y'all like... not do this.

jack ☁️
DANIEL STARTED THIS

dani 🦒
OKAY AND WHAT ABOUT IT

sloane 🦕
ok wait if y'all are gonna fight you gotta warn me first so i can get my popcorn you can't just START

corbs 👽
oh no
she's like them

dani 🦒
who?

corbs 👽
jack and zach.

zach 🧸
i-

jack ☁️
👁👄👁
why is that bad though?

dani 🦒
is he deadass?
are you being serious jack?

sloane 🦕
SKLLKSIJLSKOSJS

jack ☁️
YES DANIEL I AM SERIOUS
HOLD ON IMMA GO BEAT HIS ASS HE IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE

dani 🦒
COME AT ME SHORT STACK

zach 🧸
oh no.

sloane 🦕
WHAT WHATS GOING ON
YALL CANT JUST LEAVE ME HANGING I NEED A PLAY BY PLAY RIGHT THE HELL NOW

corbs 👽
okay i gotchu gurl
jack just punched daniel
daniel punched him back
jack just jumped onto daniel's back and is slapping him continuously
jonah pulled him off
daniel tackled jack
they are now slapping each other like little girls
and zach has jack now in a corner and jonah has daniel in another

sloane 🦕
LMAO
y'all sound like so much fun i can't wait to get started on working together

jo ☕️
it's all fun and games until daniel calls jack a short stack and you are pulling them off of each other even though the fight is weak as hell