Marriage boot camp was designed for couples to fall in love all over again.
Or in Jimin's case...for the first time.
~OR~
Jimin and Yoongi, practically strangers, are accidentally married and required to attend an intense week of marriage counselin...
Love works fast. It only takes up to four minutes to decide whether you like someone or not.
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"Are you ready?" Jimin whispered, adjusting Taehyung's white T-shirt and smoothing down his honey blonde hair.
"Eww! Did you just lick your hand and touch me!?" Taehyung shrieked, wiggling away from his best friend.
"You had hair sticking up," Jimin giggled, his own brown hair stuck to his forehead with sweat from either the hot room or alcohol; he couldn't tell.
"I seriously don't have all night." The judge's loud, annoyed voice cut through the humid room. "I promised Mr. Turner that I would do him this favor, but he promised me that I would be working with professionals."
At the mention of his boss's name, Jimin shuddered in distaste. Jungkook, dressed smartly in a black T-shirt with a tie painted on the front, took the liberty to step up to the podium and proclaim, "We are professionally professional professionals!"
Yoongi grabbed him by the shirt collar and pulled him away from the judge, probably out of fear that he may smell the alcohol. "I'm sorry, sir, we're ready." He was the soberest of them all, but Jimin caught a few of the syllables coming out in a slur.
"Right," the judge looked at them suspiciously. "I'm sure you're all aware that it is illegal to make a sacrament of marriage while intoxicated. I need your assurance that both grooms and their witnesses are of sound mind."
"We are," Yoongi stated rather convincingly.
"Alcohol?" Taehyung quipped, "Never heard of it!"
Jungkook giggled, "I'm actually a monk."
"Monks can't get married," Jimin hissed.
The younger's eyes widened in understanding, "In that case, I've just now decided to convert to atheism."
"If your boss wasn't such a dear friend, I wouldn't be doing this," the judge muttered. "Would you like me to say a few words?"
"Absolutely," Taehyung cut in before Jungkook could object. "In fact, could you make them kinda dirty? He looks so adorable when he squirms."
Jimin turned and banged his forehead against the judge's podium in disbelief. This morning, when he walked into work, he had never imagined that he would end up being a witness to his straight best friend's gay wedding by the end of the day. The fact that he was currently on the clock and getting paid for it was even more absurd!
