Marriage boot camp was designed for couples to fall in love all over again.
Or in Jimin's case...for the first time.
~OR~
Jimin and Yoongi, practically strangers, are accidentally married and required to attend an intense week of marriage counselin...
Love is addictive. Research shows that falling in love produces euphoria-inducing chemicals that stimulate twelve different areas of the brain. The experience and sensation of falling in love is much like taking a dose of cocaine.
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"Toothbrush?"
"Check."
"At least three pairs of sweatpants?"
"Check."
"Condoms?"
"Che--wait, what?"
Jimin turned away from his packed suitcase to look at Taehyung, who was sprawled out on his bed, checking off a camping list that he had made to make sure he didn't forget anything.
Taehyung giggled, "Not check: noted. I'll make sure to add those in for you."
Jimin stormed over and grabbed the checklist he had made from him. "Did you seriously add condoms to my carefully articulated list!?"
"Ah, yeah," Taehyung gave him an unbothered look. "You're welcome."
"Why would I need to bring condoms?" Jimin sputtered, his face turning red.
"Because you're going to be staying alone in a small cabin with an attractive male all week while studying how to have a healthy, sexual relationship?"
"Yoongi is a co-worker!" Jimin exclaimed. "This is a job that I am taking seriously. Now, ignoring the fact that he isn't interested in men and wouldn't want to sleep with me anyway, I am a professional."
Taehyung stared at him for a moment, "You aren't denying that you want to sleep with him," he finally pointed out.
Jimin flopped down on his bed in frustration, "I'm a single-"
"Married."
Jimin glared at him, "A married," he corrected, "sex-deprived male-"
"Gay," Taehyung interrupted again, "you forgot to mention gay."
Jimin blew his bangs out of his line of sight and continued slowly. "My point is that I'm not turned offby the idea of sleeping with someone as attractive as Yoongi...but it's not going to happen. Understood?"
"Pack them in case of an emergency?"
"Tae! If Yoongi saw condoms in my bag I'd be so mortified I'd want to die!"
"More mortified than when you spilled coffee on that important executive your first day of work?"
Jimin glared at him, "I thought I made it clear that the coffee incident is never to be discussed!"
