Hey people! I got more Limericks! They're not very good so don't hate me! Ok, here they are.
XGleeFanX
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The Old Man from Peru
There was an Old Man from Peru,
Who dreamt he was eating a shoe.
He woke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
And saw it was perfectly true.
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So....... here's the next one!
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Young Woman from Niger
There was a Young Woman from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on her tiger.
They came back from the ride,
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
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Wasn't that lovely? For those who likes Limericks, there's one more! And for those who don't, goodbye!
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Tall Girl from Spain
There was a Tall Girl fom Spain,
Who liked eating candy canes.
One got stuck in her throught,
And then she choked,
And was never seen eating again.
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Thanks for reading! I fogot to mention this before, but if you have a good poem or story, you could tell me what it is. If I like it, I will definatley vote for it and become your fan. Bye! XGleeFanX
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