The Boys OneShots

~ Swimming Pool ~ (Narrator X Eddie)

(A/N: Alright so, I've got to thank my favourite Reekid Simp and friend iiWeirdxxvibes for this prompt! Thanks for saving me from author's block, dude.)

(Narrator's P.O.V)

It's not often I'm at the beach. But for Juicy getting his golden play button, we rented him a private beach to celebrate. He was extremely thankful, and we had so many different sandcastle building contests to please his inner child.

But as we all expected, he got bored of it quickly, and kept urging us to swim instead. I was hesitant, since I didn't know how to swim too well, but I gave in.

"Fine, fine.. I'll swim. Nothing too bad can happen anyway, right?"

Eddie, Juicy, Mully & Josh all have a small cannonball competition, which I ended up having to pick a winner because Mully & Eddie kept arguing who was better-

And it was fun! For a while. You see, we held yet another competition on who could hold their breath the longest. I took part, but unknown to me, Juicy was holding my head underwater as a bit of a joke. But little did he know, I was trying to get a breath, but he was cutting that opportunity from me. I was struggling, and thankfully, I heard someone stop him.

"Juicy! Stop! You're going to drown him! Let him go, dude!"

But they were too late. My vision faded to black, and all my struggle died down.

(Eddie's P.O.V)

"Juicy, are you stupid or something?!"

I kept scolding Juicy over and over again as I pulled Narrator to the sand. The moment he was fully on shore, Mully was giving him chest compressions. But I covered for him.

"Mully, just go watch Juicy so he doesn't do anything else stupid! Hell, get him out of the water!"

He does as he's told, and leaves me to pick what to do. The chest compressions weren't as successful as I thought they'd be, so I had no choice but to give him mouth to mouth.

"Alright Pendejos, I'm giving Narrator mouth to mouth, come and see if this works! If it doesn't, call Nine Juan Juan!"

I start panicking and my Mexican accent starts to really shine through. But The Boys are getting a front row seat to gay town. And I'm a closeted gay mess, so..

I finally give him mouth to mouth, and his eyes finally begin to flicker open.

(Narrator's P.O.V)

I slowly regained consciousness, waking up to Eddie in the middle of giving me mouth to mouth. And he seemed so flustered to see me awake.

"Ugh.. my head.. What happened?"

Eddie just looks around for an explanation, just to see Josh recording the whole thing on his phone.

"Dude.. this is so gay. Let me just.."

He stops recording and puts his phone away.

Eddie really looks like he's a tomato, and eyes Josh up and down.

"Don't post that."

Josh giggles, pulling out his phone. He opens Instagram and goes to his page, where the most recent post is the video with a caption explaining the context.

'We went to the beach and Juicy nearly drowned Narrator. Here's Eddie being wholesome and saving him Mexican style.'

Eddie just pulls me up and sighs.

"I guess beggars can't be choosers.."