nanbaka oneshots😚

Hajimei x Samon

requested by: lovelyskyb

It was any other day inside Nanba prison everything was going as it should. It was nice and peaceful more then most prison's if not all of them. But let's focus on a certain little monkey for this story just because yea the author doesn't know why just yea anyway on with the story.

Samon's pov

I was doing my paperwork as I always do at this time nothing special just trying to finish on time and move on to my next job. But then I heard a knock at the door, "come in" I sighed as I took a sip of my water as I eyed who was coming through the door. Turns out it was Hajimei, what the hell is he doing here!? I sighed as I put my drink down. "yea what do you want?" I asked, he walked up to me slamming paperwork on my desk. "here, delivery" he smirked but I could tell he didn't like being here just as much as I didn't like it. "So is that it, do you need anything else, otherwise leave" I grunted as I looked at him annoyed. "yea actually there is one more thing" he leaned down to my level, smirking slowly coming closer. "what the hell do you think y-" I was cut off by him kissing me.  what.......the.......FUCK!? Is all my mind could think was that my face heated up like that of an apple's colour. He didn't pull away either he just kept kissing He bit my lip hard letting him slip his tongue into my mouth. I tried my best to push him off but he didn't budge not one bit. Finally he parted for air, "Hajimei!!! WHAT THE HELL!" I screamed out, my face still blushing a deep red saliva dripping from my lips not much though. "heh why the hell are you blushing" he smirked and said in a teasing tone of voice. "what why wouldn't I be I mean look at what you just did!?" I screamed back holding back a stutter. Truth be told I had a crush on this asshole I don't really know why I just do maybe because he's honestly really cool but I'm not sure because that's what I say I hate him about. "is there a problem you've gone silent on me, so what Kiji told me is true, you do like me don't you" he chuckled and it soon turned into a string of laughter. "wha- WHAAAAAT! HE TOLD YOU WHAT NOW!!!!!!" I screamed, I just couldn't believe that bird did that actually I do believe he'd do that. "he was lying then because I'm pretty sure I hate you" I crossed my arms and pouted the blush still obviously covering my cheeks. "hmm I thought that too but are you completely sure about that?" he smirked down at me, sitting on the edge of my desk. "I don't like you ok I'm not even gay, I actually have a g-gi-girlfriend ok!" I tried to keep myself together but even saying I had a girlfriend felt awful just because well I was really gay like really really gay. But I couldn't admit that I mean really, "hmmm really gay huh?" I snapped out of my thoughts as I heard Hajimei speak up. "what?" I said confused "you know you said that stuff aloud, monkey" he cracked up laughing as I felt myself slowly dying on the inside and outside, almost passing out. "n-n-n-no" is all I could say as my ears turned bright pink and even a shade of red. "well I guess we're dating now" he pat me on the shoulder and left. ....... wait . dating..........dose that mean HE LIKES ME BACK/////////!" I mentally screamed as I felt my body explode from excitement and happiness and even embodiment.

Ok done I'm sorry this is a little shorter but I've been on hiatus for a bit thanks to school, writers block and I recently got new cosplay yes I cosplay and I've just been taking a break but hopefully I can start on my requests but yea anyway up next is the nico x reader and then I've got a request for my other oneshot book that I'll do and too the person that requested the honey x reader x Jyugo I'll work on that after I do them in the order that I got the request to make it as fair as possible ☺️