Private messaging with Avocado bby

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Avocado bby: yo Clara. Are
you ok in the head, like fr?

Hottie: haha nope
I'm never ok in the head.

Avocado bby: should I be
worried?

Hottie: well if I'm never ok,
that means I'm messed up in
the head on a daily basis,
making it somewhat normal.
So, nah.

Avocado bby: ...
Anyway, I saw that you and
Kokichi made out. Are y'all a
couple yet?

Hottie: OwO so southern
Anyway, lol yea

Avocado bby: dang it
Now I owe Tsumugi five bucks

Hottie: how did you not see
this coming? Like, big bruh moment

Avocado bby: idk
I'm getting to be as bad as you

Hottie: what's that supposed to mean?!

Avocado bby: guess I'll die

Hottie: omg bro chill
Don't be like Ryoma.

Avocado bby: haha it was a
joke. My death would probably
make you depressed or something
and I don't want that.

Hottie: woah, edgy e-boy actually
has emotions and stuff lol

Avocado bby: what's an e-boy?

Hottie: bruh
Get with the trends and stuff

Avocado bby: how about no?

Hottie: then perish

Avocado bby: I thought you
hated Maki

Hottie: what makes you think
I don't anymore?

  Avocado bby: you're literally
acting just like her rn

Hottie: and you are failing to
notice that you are an e-boy bruv

Avocado bby: 😔
So mean...
I'm cry 😥

Hottie: Noooo bby don't cry!

Avocado bby: haha you fool
You utter fool
T'was not Rantaro
It was me, Dio, all along!

Hottie: tsk tsk tsk
Lemme guess...
You're a JBA fan

Avocado bby: wait what's that?

Hottie: oml you're hopeless

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