Several minutes later all the College students are making their way into the hall. Although Katie had said earlier she didn't want anyone to know that she and Ayla were related, she had openly been bragging about how Ayla had fucked a fair few boys in the year above.
"Katie, why the fuck are you telling everyone about last year?" Ayla hisses to Katie as the three of them sit down in the hall waiting for the assembly to start. It hadn't even been 20 minutes since arriving here and Ayla seemed to be gaining a slutty reputation. Thanks to her sister.
"Because I want people to know that I am not the only girl in the Fitch family getting railed by older boys. You should be thanking me for telling people. Now you look like less of a fucking loser" replies Katie. "And anyway, I need to make up for Ems embarrassing lack of cock".
Ayla raises her eyebrows and looks at Emily who looks as fed up as ever. Katie goes back to chatting up people around her as Ayla and Emily take in their surroundings. Ayla spots a cute boy holding a skateboard sitting on the other side of the hall and watches as he laughs with two of his mates, one of whom was JJ who she knew from primary, the other whom she had never met and was wearing a red t-shirt. Ayla notices Naomi sitting near the three boys and excitedly begins tapping Emily's thigh and pointing at Naomi.
The boy wearing the red shirt stands up thinking that Ayla had been pointing at him.
"Hey peachy you looking at me?" he calls out smirking. Ayla and Emily look at each other and don't answer, chuckling with embarrassment. The boy is about to say something else but is cut off as the assembly music begins and four grim-looking adults walk forward.
"Could I have your attention please". Harriet yells calmly over the chatter of the crowd. "Yes, we are starting". Everyone continues chatting for a few moments before a loud whistle blows and Doug bellows over the loudspeaker.
"Attention. Pay attention". Everyone shuts up.
"Welcome to Roundview College. We are a designated four-star educational establishment, under the national 'we're all in it together' initiative, leading to ultimate improvement status. Anyone who screws that up will be officially burnt at the stake." says Harriet
"And expelled," adds Doug
"Yes and expelled. God help you all you're gonna get some qualifications. Any questions?" she asks. Someone farts loudly and everybody chuckles. "Thank you. Before I turn you over to your form tutors, I'd like to tell you about the way in which we organise our.." she is cut off again by another incredibly loud fart. "Right. Very funny. This is a further education college, not a primary school" she continues. The person farts again.
"Stop it!" she yells "I'll cut your balls off do you hear me?" she bellows, her face going slightly red as she moves closer to the students. Doug steps forward.
"I do apologise. I think I might be at fault. Too much rhubarb on my ready brek. Havoc." he says and the room erupts with laughter once more. He steps back as Harriet inhales and exhales slowly before continuing.
"Last year we had some intolerable incidents. So, I want to make this easy for you. The following will result in instant expulsion. No smoking on the premises, no setting fire to the premises. No consumption of alcohol on the premises, no consumption of drugs on the premises, no consumption of pornography on the premises. No teacher abuse, glue abuse, self-abuse. No sexual intercourse with any other student, teacher or animal or combination of the above including oral sex and/or use of sex toys on the premises." she finishes, exhaling deeply. Ayla raises her eyebrows.
"Fun" she smiles sarcastically.
"Miss Reedy; our new head of communications" Harriet gestures for a shy looking woman to step forward. "Miss Reedy is joining us from... where is it your joining us from?" she asks.
"Umm... I had some time off. Seven years. It was stress-related" Miss Reedy replies gently. "But I'm feeling a bit better now hopefully."
"Poor fucking woman. She is not going to cope hear" Emily whispers in Ayla's ear.
"Form BD1" Miss Reedy trembles "Say your name please when i... put your hand up please when I umm call your ahhhh.... name".
"Ayla Fitch" Ayla puts her hand up gracefully.
"Emily Fitch" Em puts her hand up slowly.
"Katie Fitch" Katies hand shoots up into the air with pride.
"Jonah.. ahhh Jeremiah Jones". JJ puts his hand up excitedly with the biggest smile on his face.
"JJ." he corrects her. "Present."
"Do you reckon JJ would remember me?" Ayla whispers to Emily softly.
"Well you did date him" Emily chuckles
"Yeah in year five. There is no way he will remember that" Ayla replies
"Well if you remember he probably will," says Emily
"James Cook." The boy that called Ayla peachy shoots his hand up into the air.
"Yo," he says loudly.
"Elizabeth Stonem" Effy puts her hand up calmly. Ayla knew Effy fairly well because she used to be friends with Tony but had not seen Effy for about a year.
Miss Reddy continued to try and pronounce half the names on the roll.
"Frederick Mcclair," she said. The cute boy sitting next to JJ and Cook puts his hand up. Ayla glances towards the three of them, Cook catching her eye and mouthing the word 'peachy' to her. JJ's eyes widen immediately as he notices who Cook is looking at and begins tapping Cook's shoulder aggressively and whispering to him something about Ayla.
"Oh, fuck" Ayla says to herself. Clearly, JJ remembered dating her. Cook let out an aggressive laugh and clapped in amusement at whatever JJ was telling him.
"And umm...." Miss Reddy continued "Naomi Campbell?" everyone laughs. Katie, Emily and Ayla look over to Naomi who looks dreadfully embarrassed.
"Are you fucking kidding me! She goes here" complains Katie who hadn't noticed Naomi before now.
"NAOMI CAMPBELL" Doug bellows over the loudspeaker. Naomi rolls her eyes and puts her hand up.
"Prepare to get your minge bruised," Katie says to Emily who isn't listening, just zoning out as she watches Naomi talk to Cook.
"Fucking leave it, Katie," says Ayla, fed up with her sisters bullshit.
"Excuse me." Naomi puts her hand up and the slight chatter in the hall comes to a halt. "This boy next to me is acting inappropriately," she says gesturing to Cook. "He wants to show me his tattoo and not in a nice way" Naomi continues. Cook holds back a laugh as his mouth spreads into a wide grin.
"Right you!" Harriet says marching towards Cook. "Why don't you show us all your pathetic tattoo so we can wonder at its magnificent stupidity," she says cocking her head to the side. Cook laughs.
"I don't think you'd like it," he says leaning back in his seat.
"RIGHT. YOU'VE HAD AN INSTRUCTION SHOW THE TATTOO NOW" bellows Doug over the loudspeaker once more. Cook nods obediently and stands up.
"Alright" he replies plainly as he starts zipping down his pants.
"Oh wait no. Cook cook cook cook wait no please please please" begs Freddie as Cook smiles and pulls down his pants. The hall bursts into a mixture of laughter and disgust as Cook thrusts his naked ass forward and back.
They all watch as Miss Reedy desperately tries to get out of the hall as Cook pulls his pants back up and looks over to Ayla.
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fuck you, peachy | skins
Fanfiction"he's playing hard to get." says effy "never seen him do shit like this with anyone else".
