Matsukawa Issei -- Memes and Mornings

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~Hello everyone! This will be a gender-neutral reader.~

Today I was reading some fanfic and it brought up the thought of how lonely I am 😔 but since you're here let's be lonely together 😌✌️

(Y/N) POV

I slowly opened my eyes to see the gentle sun rays from my window. It was Saturday morning. I sat up and checked the time.

5:17

"It's a bit too early to wake up, I should stay in bed for a bit." I thought. I laid back on the bed and looked through my phone for a while to pass the time.

Ping!

It was a text from my boyfriend, Matsukawa.

Matsu-matsu:

(Y/N):You did this for what? 👁👄👁

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(Y/N):
You did this for what? 👁👄👁

Matsu-matsu:
Just because 😼

It was normal for my boyfriend to send me memes every morning, and to be honest, I kinda look forward to looking and saving them.

(Y/N):
Ight since we're both awake send more pls 🤲

Matsu-matsu:
Alright babe

Matsu-matsu:

(Y/N):I kinda want you to choke me like that 😳

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(Y/N):
I kinda want you to choke me like that 😳

Matsu-matsu:
Ight I'm coming over

(Y/N):
WAIT NO
Just send more memes

Matsu-matsu:
Aw 😿
I kinda wanted to bang you for once

(Y/N):
👁👄👁

Matsu-matsu:
😏

(Y/N):
Whatever
Give me more memes

Matsu-matsu:

(Y/N):Is it weird that I ate pistachios yesterday 😃

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(Y/N):
Is it weird that I ate pistachios yesterday 😃

Matsu-matsu:
What does grinch nuts taste like?

(Y/N):
Dunno bro
Now it's my turn to offer the memes 😼

(Y/N):

Matsu-matsu:That kinda looks like Oikawa tho 😳Imaging that thing saying "Yahoo! Iwa-Chan!"

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Matsu-matsu:
That kinda looks like Oikawa tho 😳
Imaging that thing saying "Yahoo! Iwa-Chan!"

(Y/N):
LMAOO
Imma photoshop this and show it to him later 😌✌️

Matsu-matsu:
Good idea

(Y/N):
Thanks for the fresh supply of memes sir
Love you

Matsu-matsu:
Love you too

Matsu-matsu:Love you too

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(Y/N):
🥺🥺🥺
Thanks bro

Matsu-matsu:
So does this mean I can bang you now?

(Y/N):
BRUH
GO TO HORNY JAIL 😤🤚

Matsu-matsu:
🤧

End.

Fourth one-shot done! I really liked making this.

Thanks for reading!

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