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Sakusa Kiyoomi - Kill it with Fire

This man is probably one of my most favorite people out there. He can spray me in the eyes with Lysol lol.

Sakkun
*image*
I might be late for our date today
There's a roach in my room
It looks like you

Y/N
Seriously
No need to expose me like that 😔
Just kill it with fire 🙄

Sakkun
Are you dumb?

Y/N
Lol I forgot
You're a scaredy cat
😼

Sakkun
Shut up
I don't have a lighter anyways

Y/N
That was a joke 🧍🏻‍♀️
So what am I supposed to do now 🙃

Sakkun
Come over and kill it for me

Y/N
👁👄👁
No lol

Sakkun
Fine then the date is canceled

Y/N
Alright alright
I'll come over

Sakkun
Thanks

Y/N
OMG
YOU SAID THANKS
MY HEART 😩

Sakkun
I regret it

Y/N
😔😔😔

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"SHIT IT FLEW!" Y/N yelled, flinching at the sudden movement of the cockroach. Sakusa was at the door of his bedroom, looking at Y/N with a scared expression.

The cockroach was now on the other wall, crawling up and down. Y/N was holding the bug spray and a tissue in their hand, ready to spray it. The suspense was filling the room.

Y/N sprayed the cockroach for two seconds before swiftly scraping it off the wall. "Bug secured!" Y/N exclaimed, showing it to Sakusa.

"Get the dead bug away from me, you germ."

Y/N laughed and threw the remains away. Sakusa then gestured them to go wash their hands. As usual. Soon they were sitting on the couch, talking.

"So, should we go to our date now or-?" Said Y/N, looking at him.

"I rather not. I think we should do something else." He said, looking at them deeply. He grabbed Y/N's wrist and led them to his room.

End.

I think we both know how it ends *wink*

Thanks for reading, mate 🤠