he can also fly by spinning his legs really fast, it kinda looks like he's swimming but in air, he's also 6969 mph in the air.
dream and georg were sitting together once again, there was a slight breeze as the wind fluttered past them. a vibrantly colored leaf flowed with the wind and landed right on georges jacket, causing him to flinch.
"why the fuck is there piss on my shoulder" georg said quickly, as he flicked the leaf off of his sleeve and down onto the ground.
"tasty!!!" dream said, as he licked the leaf up from the ground and swallowed it. George looked over at him with a shocked and slightly confused expression but decided not to question what the pissbaby had done.
"tastes like P I S S " tbhe pissbaby said why the fuck is the text still like tghis ig fyucj ib bilplkmvn fuck
gfdikj WY TGHE FYUCJKM IS THGE TEXT STIL LIKE THIS HELp
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george looked over at the pissbaby, with slightly concerned wide eyes as dream continued to eat the piss colored leaves, "whats with your piss fascination " he asked, then suddenly changed his mind as dreams eyes lit up, as if he was about to tell a story "actually no,, i don't want to know"
Dream said, "well you see,,"
"oh god fucking damnit"
dream then said this
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then suddenly,, grog,, the cum axolotl sprinted at them , it almost seemed like the cum colored axolotl had appeared out of nowhere. Grog started to scream "BARTK BARK GRGRGRGRGRVFW KFOFOW OFOF GHEGRGRG BARHJ BARL RHGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGGRGRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BITE BITE GRRR"
dream looked afraid as the cum axolotl barked at him, he glanced at georg quickly but gerg was absolutely nowhere to be seen, almost like he had vanished into thin air. dream took in a deep breath and glared back at the axolotl, his eyes trying desperately to focus. "why the fuck has my sleep paralysis demon somehow materialized into real life?"
dream looked around, trying to figure out what he could do in this situation he then suddenly grabbed his bow, did a 360 and shot the cum axolotl, then he jumped 5000 feet into the air and landed in a bucket of water "TAKE MY MEGA ULTRA PISSBABY POWERS" dream yelled.
the axolotl growled, his eyes narrowing "YOU'RE USING HACKS! FUCKING STREAM SNIPER" the cum axolotl cried out, suddenly starting to spin violently towards dream, rage in his tiny, beady, terrifying eyes.
dream let out a hiss, then suddenly bright yellow piss colored lasers shot out of his eyes "GRGRRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRG AAA A A A A A A A A A " dream screeched out as he tried to lazer beam the axolotl out of existence, his high pitched screams completely breaking the sound barrier.
meanwhile; somewhere else i don't fucking know where i'm not einstein
sapnap looked outside with an afraid expression on his face "i,, you know what it seems like he has it covered " he said looking wide eyed , as dream commit several war crimes on the axolotl .
the axolotl screamed out "OOOOOKAJAJSJSJSAHAJAJAJXJKXKJKJJKCJXZMVMXVNLXCJHCJOKXCHVJKXHSFKJFKLKJSLFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AA A A A A A A A A A A " as he dodged dreams piss lazers, the axolotl glared at dream and said "I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THIS NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE YOU STREAM SNIPER" then the axolotl suddenly vanished without explanation, leaving dream there in complete horror and shock.
sapnap ran outside quickly as the fight was finished, the fight had seemed to have lasted hours. sapnap had a concerned expression on his face, "what the fuck was that" he asked, putting a hand on dreams shoulder as the pissbaby shook violently, still slightly in shock from the battle he'd just fought.
dreams gaze darkened in both fear and anger, he let out a deep breath, his mind flowing with all the possibilities of who could be behind what the hell just happened "i don't know, but technoblade has got to be the one behind it." the pissbaby said sharply, still struggling to comprehend the situation.
dream was suddenly broken out of his trance, his eyes widening in fear "wheres gog?? " he looked around skittishly, trying to find the short man who was right next to him a few minutes ago, listening to his piss story.
a deep laugh sounded from around them, seemingly surrounding them as it echoed through dreams ears. the laugh had a mocking tone, like it was mocking dreams failure to piss laser the axolotl into the 69th dimension.
this made dream growl lowly, he looked around himself, once again. "who are you? show yourself or i'll piss lazer you too, bitch"
"you fools." technoblade suddenly revealed himself, an evil grin on his face as he saw dream recoil in slight fear.
"i have captured your dearest friend george, and will be holding him hostage in my chamber until you give me the piss powers." technoblade got straight to the point , not wanting to waste time with useless monologuing.
dream then proceeded to piss laser techno with his eyes
"well that was fucking easy" dream said, letting out a sigh of relief as he turned his piss eye laser off.
he heard techno laugh once again, which caused dream to mutter out "oh goddamnit." in a low tone, dream knowing that this task might actually take effort.
"that was actually a hologram , pissbaby." techno smirked, he tried to stay out of dreams sight, not necessarily wanting to be sent to the 69th dimension like the hologram that he'd just sacrificed.
technoblades eyes glinted with slight hint of confidence, he knew he would get what he wanted.
"but,," technoblade said,, dragging the word on for a long time, as if to taunt dream.
"but?" dream repeated, his eyes slightly narrowing with irritation and rage, he found himself looking skittishly around his surroundings, trying to find out where the hell technoblade was hiding.
he remembered all of the good times he had with george, and he really missed him. he felt guilty, a slight tear starting to prick at his eyes , yet he wiped them away with his sleeves, a useless action as his sleeves were already completely drenched with tears.
but he didn't mind, for some odd reason, crying felt slightly relieving as he started to feel a feeling of anguish burn deep down inside of him, almost as if he was being enveloped in flames.
