Season 3. The Reds and Blues are scattered in different places of the galaxy. They must find eachother to stop the evil-doer O'Malley.
The OCs Matthias and Beatrice are owned by Me.
Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth".
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Church: Tex, where the fuck are you?! Come out here already, you stupid bitch!
Church receives sudden a left straight punch from Matthias.
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Church: OW! What the fuck!
Matthias: If you call Tex a bitch ever again, I will slit you open from mouth to anus, and wear you like a jacket!
Akward silence.
Tex: ...Why are you guys looking for me? Also, where did Church come from?
Beatice: Short version? Church appeared literally out of nowhere, and for some reason, he wanted to talk to the three of you.
Tex: Oh. Ok.
Beatice: That's it? Ok? You're not gonna question how Church just appeared here out of nowhere?
Tex: Nope.
Beatrice: ...You're a really easy going person, aren't you?
Tex: When it comes to ridicoulus stuff, yeah.
Beatrice: ...Good to know.
Church:(recovers & stands up) Sooo, yeah, anyway, I have a question for the two of you. Mainly Matthias.
Matthias: What would you ask of me?
Church: Simple. What's your surname?
...Dead silence.
Matthias, Tex and Beatrice. All three of them stares at Church completly silent, with a dark, yet invisible aura surging around them. But Church, who somehow found the balls to do so, isn't affected in the slightest, and simply folds his arms, waiting for an answer.
Church: I asked you a question. What is your surname?
Matthias: ...What's it to you?
Church: I just want to confirm a theory. But since you seem to have trouble understanding a simple question, I'll just tune it down to your level. (slowly) What. Is. Your. Surname.
Matthias clenched his hands into fists, and his arms started slightly shaking. Both Beatrice and Tex look at him with sings of worry.
Matthias: ...What if I don't tell you?
Church: Then I don't get off your back until you do so.
Matthias:(takes a deep breath) Let me rephrase it for you,so even your peanut sized brain can understand. What if I don't WANT to tell you?
