Jin and his little brother, Jungkook were sitting in the kitchen ranting about people that they...dislike. Yeah, let's say that.
"-And I said "Who is you shoving?" Kook, tell me why he looked at me like I was stupid." Jin said.
"I don't know, why don't you finish the story and STOP ASKING ME QUESTONS?!" Kook said annoyed.
"Alright, don't get your panties in a twist!", The younger rolled his eyes at the dramatic older. "Okay. Then he said, "You should've moved you and your deadly a** shoulders!", Jin said, clapping his hands with every word. Jungkook snorted, his brother giving him an offended look. Jin rolled his eyes. "Anygays, I said, "Boi, you must be blind because you COULD NEVA' look as good as me. With yo' FE FI FO FUM, I HAVE CAME TO EAT SOMEONE! Built body head a**, get outta ma face with dat!" Then I strutted away like a true queen." Jin finished.
"Wow. All of this over a mirror." Jungkook said, chuckling lightly at his brothers dramatics.
"Ok. Now you're turn. What tea do you have?" Jin asked.
"So, mine is kinda similar to yours except mine was a child I-"
"A cHiLd?!" Jin said interrupting the younger.
"Can I finish my sentence first, jeez!", Jin finally calms down. "Like I was saying," he says slightly glaring at the older, "Mine involves a rugrat. So I was going to the store, right?"
1 week ago...
Jungkook was walking through the store, coming for one thing and one thing only. Skittles. When he found them, he went to the cashier and waited in the line for his turn. Minding his own business...until a certain little miss thang came over to destroy his piece.
A/N: Whenever I put these ('), it means it's what someone's thinking. Okay, bye bye!
'Could this line be any longerrr?!' he complained to himself, even though there was only 3 people in front of him, one of them being little miss thang himself. He looked about 9 or 10 and he was waiting in line with his mother looking at the candies, until his eyes landed on Jungkook. He looked at him with distaste. Well, more like STARING him down. He felt eyes on him, just for him glance down real quick to see if his theory is right. Which he soon finds out , it is. He finally says something. "Are you gay?" He says in disgust.
Jungkook eyebrows frown, "Excuse me?" he says looking at the little boy in disbelief."
You heard me! I said are-you-gay??" he says rudely.
"I don't see why I should tell you my sexuality, boy."
"You're denying it."
"I didn't answer your question for me to deny anything."
"Tsh. Fag." He finished saying turning around. Jungkook looked up at the sky.
'God, give me one good reason why I shouldn't BIT3H SLAP this little bi-', his thought are interrupted by someone lightly tapping his shoulder.
"May you please move the line up.. a little bit more. Please?" A woman shorter than him ask politely.
Jungkook looks in front of him, seeing that the toe na-KID is still getting stuff checked out. "Ummm, I-but-it's," he gives in, sighing as he moves forward.
"Thank you!" she says happily, smiling slightly. He nods a 'Your welcome'.
He looks forward and looks at the little shi-KID! The little terd looks back at him saying, "What you looking at?" with a voice and face so stink, it has a actual smell. The kid shoves him a bit.
"Now lil boi don' do daat~.", Jungkook said pointing his bags of skittles at the spoiled piece of shiteu. Yes, he got more than one. DON'T JUDGE...back to the story. "I will bust you in your head with these bags of skittles, don't try me!" He said making "The face"(the second one in the meme on top)
"YOU-" Little terds mom finished in line the moment after Jungkook said that.
"Let's go, Rihyun!" she said, dragging her son, not having any clue about what went down with the two males.
"More like RugRat", Jungkook mumbled to himself, happy to finally be leaving the store.
Present Time
"And that is all the tea for today, my dear hyung" Jungkook said, eating a donut that Jin has put out while he was telling his TeA.
"Woo, chile. If it was me, I would've been in jail for killing a child.
"I know that hy-hm?", Jungkook pauses feeling his phone vibrate in his pocket. "Huh?" He said in confusion.
"What happened?"
"I just got added to some group chat?" He said unsure.
"A gro-huh?" Jin's phone dings, notificating him about something.
"Yeah. It's named crackhead energy. Hum."The younger says with a sigh.
"Crackhead energy? I just got added to the same one!", Jin says in surprise." Let's see if it's anyone we know."
CrAcKhEaD eNeRgY
J-Hoff has added you to "CrAcKhEaD eNeRgY"
J-Hoff
HeY ThErE~
ShimmyShimmySuga
sup
Joonchild
how y'all doin?
JustinSeagull
um hey?Do we know u guys??
LeJINdairy
wasabi fools
HALO!?Sorry I didn't update this sooner. Got a kinda long chapter and I hope you enjoy it!I also want to say thank you for getting 30 reads on this story already.Even though my writing sucks weiner water,i'm happy that you at least gave it a chance.Bye now!<3
~Kitty
~Hey, Kittens~! Kitty here! I just wanted to let you know, I'm gonna be editing this book since I cringe every time I see the mistakes. Cause like, they weren't even MINOR mistakes, and it made this book look...blah. So, look out for better chapters. ALSO! I would appreciate it if you read my other books! They're all still getting updated also, so stay tuned!
~Edited
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