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JKay: STORYTIME HO3S!

Taelien: I'M READY *grabs 10 pounds of popcorn*

PrinceEric: im all ears

Ridges: i already know what its gonna be about

JKay: HUSH PEASENT! k, so Tae came over to play, right?

Diminie: right..?

JKay: and he brought kiwis!

Ridges: yum

JKay: shut it fatty. So we brought them and sat them down. but where he sat them down is where the eggs were on the shelf

Taelien: then i forgot about them and followed jungkook to his room

Imunderyourbed: I think i know where this is going

JKay: HUSH PEASENT HUSBAND! anygays, we chillin and stuff when we here a LOUD. A66 SHRIEK. coming from the kitchen

Taelien: damn near made me drop croissant!😤

Yoongay: *sigh*

JKay: so we ran to the kitchen with bats cause we thought we were being robbed

Taelien: but since we weren't we asked gin what the hell was he screaming for?

JKay: and tell me why~ the bish said the eggs grew fur I was-

Taelien: I was weak for the whole~ day bro! that shi was TOO funny

Yoongay: it really wasn't 😐

Taelien: 😔

Diminie: it was probably only funny to u guys cause you saw the live action of it

JKay: most likely.. WHO'S NEXT!

Yoongay: Me

Taelien: Oh~ shoongi finna do shome shmack shmack~

Yoongay: long story short joon broke my watch with his big a66 feet

PrinceEric: *le gasp* I KNOW WHAT U R TALKING BOUT~

Yoongay: anyways, I broke his door knob

Imunderyourbed: damn BEAST!

Yoongay: dats what he said😏

Taelien: who? Jimin?

Diminie: eYE-👁👄👁

Ridges: can we just acknowledge the fact yoongi said 'he'?👀

JKay: cause he knows that the other species is not allowed here 👏🏾

Yoongay: or it could be because of the fact that I'm gay? but sure, whtvr u say kid👍🏾

JKay: KiD? WHO U CALLING KID GRAMPS?!

Imunderyourbed: You know? it fits him. he has granpa feet

Taelien: *WhEeZe*

Yoongay: What do you mean I got granpa feet? yo sheets HUMONGOUS!?

Imunderyourbed: so is yours! but yo sheets look deformed

Taelien: *Catches breathe* how?

Imunderyourbed: his toenails? dem sheets got denTS in them. DENTSSSSS~! 

Taelien: *WhEeZeS* *DiEs*

Yoongay: you can't have dents in your feet, you dingaling

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