LiOn KiNg~

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[Lady and raging midget 🤏]

partae:
Oumbaway oumbaway

JKay:
oumbaway oumbaway

partae:
Oumbaway oumbaway

JKay:
Oᴜᴍʙᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴍʙᴀᴡᴀʏ

partae:
iN THE JUNGLE, THE LION JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIITE!

JKay:
IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIITE~TAKE IT AWAY HOBI HYUNG!

J-Hoff:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ EEEEOUMMMMBAMBAWAAAAAAAAAY~~~!?!?!

Chiminie:
WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUK IS THIS GROUP CHAT SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL MEEEEEEEH~~?!

Joonchild:
Ion even know anymore-

Yoongi
U never knew

Joonchild:
U rite, but do u know?

Yoongi:
Yup, a group of disappointments

Chiminie:
Including yoself!

Yoongi:
Including myself

JKay:
YEAH- wait... I did nOt Expect you to agree, especially that fast

Yoongi:
We're all disappointments in our own way

J-Hoff:
Woah... dats deep...

LeJINdairy:
It really isn't, but u know what is?
A HOLE! HA!

Chiminie:
Kill me now

JKay:
I got u g

Chiminie:
U wanna get slapped?

JKay:
Hey! I'm just trynna help a brotha out, is that so bad?

Chiminie:
Yes because I don't trust u.

JKay:
Wow so much luv here

partae:
IKR?!

JKay:
You're so cute.

partae:
Wae?

Chiminie:
DONT FALL INTO HIS TRAP TAE, HE'LL TURN YOU INTO AN IDIOT TOO

JKay:
Too?

J-Hoff:
LMAO JIMIN

JKay:
Dont worry about that midget tae, he just hatin

Chiminie:
I ain't got no reason to hate

JKay:
Den y u doin it?

Chiminie:
I ain't

Yoongi:
U r

Chiminie:
U too yoonie? (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

Yoongi:
Wha?
Wait, nO! THAT WASNT ME THAT WAS NAMJOON!

Joonchild:
What even...

Yoongi:
Shut up nobody asked you
I'm sorry Angel 🥺

partae:
Oop-tf? DiD YOONGI JUST USE AN EMOJJIII??!?

JKay:
Did u just steal my heart?

partae:
Hush kookie this isn't about us, now back to yoonmin

JKay:
:(

LeJINdairy:
Damn tae I didn't think u was like dat

partae:
Like wha

JKay:
nothin, don't mind him tae, he's old and confused

LeJINdairy:
Oh would I look at that, you're PS5 is suspiciously close to my bath water, wondered how that happened
What would happen if I just push it?

JKay:
Pls don't, that was so hard to get ;-;

[Jimin and Yoongi private chat]

Angel:
Only I can call you Yoonie, right?

Yoonie:
Ofc. And only I can call u Angel, deal?

Angel:
Deal 🤭

[single pringles]

partae:
My nipples are itchy, WHO HAS A SECRET?!

JKay:
Hehe...

~~~~~

-ion remember that song very well ;-;

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