A/N: thank you for asking! I hope you enjoy this shenanigans! this dare was commented by... @H0lyGuacam0ly "HmMmM..,I darE yOu guyS tO paint yOur nAils hoT pinK >:3"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wilford waited until they where done speaking, then started speaking. A smile eliminated Wilford's face as soon as he heard the two words 'nails' 'pink'. Dark looked almost...shocked? He never painted his nails and now his mad man was gonna do it AND IN PINK?! "OOOoooOOoh, Sounds wonderful! licorice could you please keep the audience ente-" Wilford almost said, getting cut off by Dark. "What?! No ones gonna touch my hands...no one." Dark said almost threatening, that kinda failed. "But sweety pieeee, they asked! So please entertain them while I go grab my nail polish." Wilford said as he walked backstage into his dressing room.
Dark sighed, looking at the people in the audience that where almost laughing at his small fit he had. the ego ignored what the Mad Man said, He went over to one of the seats on the small stage, putting one leg over the other. A few minutes later Wilford came back in with a singular bottle of hot pink nail polish, sitting at his desk. "Oki doki! Got it Darkipooooo, may I have one of your hands?" Wilford asked, but instead he just grabbed one of Dark's hands and pulled it over to the desk. Now keep in mind that Dark's sleeves where pretty close to his hand, and he was wearing his new suite. "...Hey! Hey! let go!" dark said trying to pull away, but the mustached man had a pretty good grip on his hand making it almost impossible for Dark to move his hand. "Bloody hell! Stop being so stubborn! it's just nail polish!" Wilford cried out, now opening the nail polish, starting to paint the emo egos nails. Dark stopped trying and just mumbled curse words under his breath. Wilford eventually finished the egos nails, smiling at his work. He had also finished the other one..with a few...messy situations. "There you go licoric-" Wilford got cut off once again by Dark "YOU GOT IT ON MY SUITE, MY SUITE" Dark was not having it, no more mister nice guy. A shade of red was flashing all around both of them. "THIS STUFF DOES NOT COME OFF OF CLOTHING!" Wilford did not reply, he just shrugged and went to do his own nails, smiling when he was done. "Done!" Wilford said smiling. "I'm gonna murder you when we get back to that hell hole of a mansion, Colonel.." Dark muttered, accidentally using the name Colonel, he mostly used it when he said was angry, which he was. Wilford then stood up and looked at the audience, pulling Dark up with him by the arm. "Well then! you can dare us some more if you would like! Questions also aloud!" Wilford said, grinning. Dark let out a dramatic sigh, walking off stage, Wilford laughed at the other egos behavior.
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A/N: I think I did pretty good? I hope it was funny to read! I had fun writing it!
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