Wilford sat patiently...he could have sworn he heard crickets chirping in the silence...
"Hm....stubborn audience I see..." Wilford said, standing up quickly, a small smile still on his face. "Sugerplum? licorice..?" He said randomly, seemingly trying to find someone. The mustached man looking around in both directions. He then looked to the audience, staring there for a while. "AH! there you are!" Wilford pointed to a man in a white suite who was now standing up, walking to the front of the stage. The 'man' was named dark, most people would probably already know that because Wilford had talked about him to a- might I add- extensive amount on the television show, He had strange palish grey skin. "Now you can ask both of us questions..! any questions...?...or maybe a dare?" Wilford said, sounding like he was pleading for someone in the audience to answer. "A dare sounds lovely." Dark added, trying to sound somewhat encouraging.
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Random"Good evening ladies and gentlemen and of course all other configurations of being, my name is Wilford Warfstache!" He said with a goofy grin. "And today I will not be the Interviewer! NO! You will be the interviewer! Yes you! Now come on up and ask...
